Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
“Of course I know you think a lot of him, and that he’s engaged to marry
Beatrice, and that it will be a frightfully good match, and that he’s
your ideal of what a son-in-law ought to be. All the same, it was
Cuthbert’s idea to stow the things away in the cottage, and it was his
motor that brought them. He was only doing it to help his friend
Pegginson, you know—the Quaker man, who is always agitating for a smaller
Navy. I forget how he got involved in it. I warned you that there were
lots of quite respectable people mixed up in it, didn’t I? That’s what I
meant when I said it would be impossible for old Betsy to leave the
cottage; the things take up a good bit of room, and she couldn’t go
carrying them about with her other goods and chattels without attracting
notice. Of course if she were to fall ill and die it would be equally
unfortunate. Her mother lived to be over ninety, she tells me, so with
due care and an absence of worry she ought to last for another dozen
years at least. By that time perhaps some other arrangements will have
been made for disposing of the wretched things.”
“I shall speak to Cuthbert about it—after the wedding,” said Mrs.
Bebberly Cumble.
“The wedding isn’t till next year,” said Vera, in recounting the story to
her best girl friend, “and meanwhile old Betsy is living rent free, with
soup twice a week and my aunt’s doctor to see her whenever she has a
finger ache.”
“But how on earth did you get to know about it all?” asked her friend, in
admiring wonder.
“It was a mystery—” said Vera.
“Of course it was a mystery, a mystery that baffled everybody. What
beats me is how you found out—”
“Oh, about the jewels? I invented that part,” explained Vera; “I mean
the mystery was where old Betsy’s arrears of rent were to come from; and
she would have hated leaving that jolly quince tree.”
THE FORBIDDEN BUZZARDS
“Is matchmaking at all in your line?”
Hugo Peterby asked the question with a certain amount of personal
interest.
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