Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
“I mean he’s here for what he can get,” said Clovis.
“For what he can _get_?” said the hostess with a touch of indignation in
her voice; “what do you mean? He’s a very rich man. What should he want
to get here?”
“He has one ruling passion,” said Clovis, “and there’s something he can
get here that is not to be had for love nor for money anywhere else in
the country, as far as I know.”
“But what? Whatever do you mean? What is his ruling passion?”
“Egg-collecting,” said Clovis. “He has agents all over the world getting
rare eggs for him, and his collection is one of the finest in Europe; but
his great ambition is to collect his treasures personally. He stops at
no expense nor trouble to achieve that end.”
“Good heavens! The buzzards, the rough-legged buzzards!” exclaimed Mrs.
Olston; “you don’t think he’s going to raid their nest?”
“What do you think yourself?” asked Clovis; “the only pair of
rough-legged buzzards known to breed in this country are nesting in your
woods. Very few people know about them, but as a member of the league
for protecting rare birds that information would be at his disposal. I
came down in the train with him, and I noticed that a bulky volume of
Dresser’s ‘Birds of Europe’ was one of the requisites that he had packed
in his travelling-kit. It was the volume dealing with short-winged hawks
and buzzards.”
Clovis believed that if a lie was worth telling it was worth telling
well.
“This is appalling,” said Mrs. Olston; “my husband would never forgive me
if anything happened to those birds. They’ve been seen about the woods
for the last year or two, but this is the first time they’ve nested. As
you say, they are almost the only pair known to be breeding in the whole
of Great Britain; and now their nest is going to be harried by a guest
staying under my roof. I must do something to stop it. Do you think if
I appealed to him—”
Clovis laughed.
“There is a story going about, which I fancy is true in most of its
details, of something that happened not long ago somewhere on the coast
of the Sea of Marmora, in which our friend had a hand. A Syrian
nightjar, or some such bird, was known to be breeding in the olive
gardens of a rich Armenian, who for some reason or other wouldn’t allow
Lanner to go in and take the eggs, though he offered cash down for the
permission. The Armenian was found beaten nearly to death a day or two
later, and his fences levelled. It was assumed to be a case of Mussulman
aggression, and noted as such in all the Consular reports, but the eggs
are in the Lanner collection. No, I don’t think I should appeal to his
better feelings if I were you.”
“I must do something,” said Mrs. Olston tearfully; “my husband’s parting
words when he went off to Norway were an injunction to see that those
birds were not disturbed, and he’s asked about them every time he’s
written. Do suggest something.”
“I was going to suggest picketing,” said Clovis.
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