Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
“It was your suggestion,” said Eshley, setting his canvas in position.
“I forbid it; I absolutely forbid it!” stormed Adela.
“I don’t see what standing you have in the matter,” said the artist; “you
can hardly pretend that it’s your ox, even by adoption.”
“You seem to forget that it’s in my morning-room, eating my flowers,”
came the raging retort.
“You seem to forget that the cook has neuralgia,” said Eshley; “she may
be just dozing off into a merciful sleep and your outcry will waken her.
Consideration for others should be the guiding principle of people in our
station of life.”
“The man is mad!” exclaimed Adela tragically. A moment later it was
Adela herself who appeared to go mad. The ox had finished the
vase-flowers and the cover of “Israel Kalisch,” and appeared to be
thinking of leaving its rather restricted quarters. Eshley noticed its
restlessness and promptly flung it some bunches of Virginia creeper
leaves as an inducement to continue the sitting.
“I forget how the proverb runs,” he observed; “of something about ‘better
a dinner of herbs than a stalled ox where hate is.’ We seem to have all
the ingredients for the proverb ready to hand.”
“I shall go to the Public Library and get them to telephone for the
police,” announced Adela, and, raging audibly, she departed.
Some minutes later the ox, awakening probably to the suspicion that oil
cake and chopped mangold was waiting for it in some appointed byre,
stepped with much precaution out of the morning-room, stared with grave
inquiry at the no longer obtrusive and pea-stick-throwing human, and then
lumbered heavily but swiftly out of the garden. Eshley packed up his
tools and followed the animal’s example and “Larkdene” was left to
neuralgia and the cook.
The episode was the turning-point in Eshley’s artistic career. His
remarkable picture, “Ox in a morning-room, late autumn,” was one of the
sensations and successes of the next Paris Salon, and when it was
subsequently exhibited at Munich it was bought by the Bavarian
Government, in the teeth of the spirited bidding of three meat-extract
firms. From that moment his success was continuous and assured, and the
Royal Academy was thankful, two years later, to give a conspicuous
position on its walls to his large canvas “Barbary Apes Wrecking a
Boudoir.”
Eshley presented Adela Pingsford with a new copy of “Israel Kalisch,” and
a couple of finely flowering plants of _Madame Adnré Blusset_, but
nothing in the nature of a real reconciliation has taken place between
them.
THE STORY-TELLER
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