Beau Brocade: A RomanceOrczy, Emmuska Orczy, Baroness
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Beau Brocade: A Romance
Orczy, Emmuska Orczy, Baroness
Brigands and robbers -- Fiction; Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Historical fiction
"You’d like to wet your gullet after this, eh, Jock?" he said, as he
ordered a tankard of steaming ale to be brought forthwith to the
dripping man.
The soldiers, somewhat shamefaced, had pressed into the bar-parlour of
the inn: presently there would be a few broken heads in the village as a
result of the morning’s work, but for the moment the yokels had not
begun to chaff: ’twas Jock who was the centre of attraction outside in
the porch, sitting on a bench and sipping large quantities of hot ale.
"Let’s all drink a glass of ale to the health of Jock Miggs, the
highwayman!" came in merry accents from one of the gaffers.
"Hurrah for Jock Miggs, the highwayman!" was the universal gleeful
chorus.
"Be gy! Don’t he look formidable!" quoth one of the villagers, pointing
at the shepherd’s scared figure on the bench.
"Let me perish!" said another in mock alarm, "but I’se mightily afeeard
o’ him."
Mistress Betty too had mixed with the throng, and was eyeing Jock, with
irrepressible laughter dancing in her saucy little face.
"Lud! ’tis that funny bit of sheep’s wool!" she said gaily. "Faith! and
you do look sadly, Jock Miggs, and no mistake! Have you been in the
pond?"
"How did ’e foind that out?" queried Miggs, vaguely. "Aye! they dumped
Oi in t’ pond, they did ... and nearly throttled Oi ... ’tis a blamed
shame!"
He had sipped huge tankards of hot ale until he felt thoroughly warm,
and was steaming now like a great loaf just out of the oven.
"Dumped ye in the pond?" laughed Mistress Betty. "You were no beauty
before, Jock Miggs ... but now ... Oh! Gemini! ... Why, what had you
done?"
"I’d done nowt!" retorted the bewildered shepherd. "A foine gentleman
he took a fancy to me old smock, he did ... he put a pistol to my head
... then he give me his own beautiful coat for to make me look decent
... and I were just puttin’ it on when them soldiers fell on me ... and
nigh throttled me, and clapped me in the pound they did..."
"Ye seem to have had a rough time o’ it, friend Miggs," said John Stich,
kindly.
"Aye, that be so!" commented Jock, vaguely. "’Mazing times these be!"
"They mistook you in your fine clothes for Beau Brocade," explained one
of the villagers.
"May be so!" quoth Miggs. "I dunno."
But Mistress Betty held up a rosy finger at the unfortunate shepherd,
and said with grave severity,—
"Ye are not Beau Brocade, Jock Miggs, are ye?"
"I dunno!" replied Jock Miggs with imperturbable vagueness. "I don’t
rightly know who Oi be! I think them soldiers made a mistake, but I
dunno."
He was undoubtedly the hero of the hour, and the rest of his morning was
spent in pleasant conviviality with all his friends in the village,
until by about noon the worthy shepherd was really hopelessly at sea as
to who he really was. At one o’clock he became quite convinced that he
was Beau Brocade the highwayman—or at any rate a very dangerous
character—and had only escaped hanging through his reputation of
supernatural cunning and bravery.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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