Beauchamp; or, The Error.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
History
Beauchamp; or, The Error.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction
"I don't know that, Charlotte," answered her companion. "He has been
making inquiries in Paris, I know; you were traced thither distinctly,
and whether all clue was there lost of your proceedings, neither I nor
you can tell. But I'll tell you a story. When I was living at my
father's place, he had a particularly fine breed of pheasants, which
regularly every year disappeared about the 8th or 9th of October,
without the possibility of proving that any one had been into the
copses. One day, however, when I was out early in the morning, I saw a
fine old cock, with his green and gold neck, walking along straight
through a field towards the ground of a neighbouring farmer. Every two
or three seconds down went the pheasant's head, and on he walked
again. I watched him for a few minutes over a hedge, then made my way
through, put up the bird, and examined the spot where he had been.
There I found a regular pheasant's footpath, and nicely strewed along
it a line of barleycorns, leading straight on to the farmer's ground,
in the first hedge of which I found another portly bird fast by the
neck in a springe. Now, my dear Charlotte, we'll strew some
barleycorns, and perhaps we may catch your bird in the springe; I
mean, we'll throw out such pieces of information as will lead to the
certainty that you were in the Rue St. Jaques two years ago; we will
get Jeanette to sell things to pay her own wages, with the best reason
to believe you are dead; and if what I have heard is true, all that
you have so long aimed at will be accomplished before two months are
over."
"I see, I see," answered the lady, and the chaise stopped to change
horses.
CHAPTER XXI.
The quiet little town of Tarningham was more quiet than ever about the
hour of twelve each day; for, according to good old primeval habits,
noon was the period for feeding. Men ate, beasts ate, and birds ate,
and we all know that eating is a silent process. It is the greatest
mistake in the world for doctors to tell you to talk while you are
eating, or else it is the bitterest sarcasm. They must either mean
that your digestion should be spoiled, or else that you are in the
habit of talking without thinking. But we, will make a sort of
corollary of it. "Man should not think when he is eating, man should
not talk without thinking; _ergo_, man should not talk at his dinner."
Therefore the people of Tarningham were wise; for never was there such
a silent town at the hour of twelve o'clock, when they were eating.
Doctor Miles could hear his own footfall with the most perfect
distinctness, as he walked along the High-street; and a good broad
foot it was, with a square-toed shoe and a buckle in it.
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