Beauchamp; or, The Error.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
History
Beauchamp; or, The Error.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction
People did mark his words; and all set to work to inquire what the
suspicious circumstances were, so that what between inquiries and
answers, and hints, and inuendoes, and suspicions, and surmises, and
gossiping suggestions, and doubtful anecdotes, and pure lies, the
little town of Tarningham was kept in a state of most exceeding
chatter and bustle for several days and all day long, except at the
feeding time, when the streets returned to their silent tranquillity,
and not a soul was to be seen but poor little deformed Billy Lamb,
first carrying out his tray of foaming tankards, and then plodding up
the hill with a packet of letters and newspapers. As it is a fine day,
and those large heavy floating clouds give frequently a pleasant
shade, I do not see why we should not follow him up to Chandleigh
Heath. How quick the little fellow's long, disproportioned legs carry
his small round turkey-shaped body. But Billy Lamb must be going to
visit his mother after he has fulfilled his errand, or he would not
walk so fast this warm noontide. It is a round of six miles, yet he
will do it in an hour and a quarter. On my life he is already on the
heath. One can hardly keep up with him; and now he is at the cottage
garden-gate. What strange things poetical ideas are! and how unlike
reality! The poetical idea of a cottage, for instance, is rarely very
like truth. We take it and cover it with roses and surround it with
flowering shrubs. That may be all very well, for there are such
cottages; but then we strip it of all coarse attributes of life; we
take away the evils of poverty, and vulgarity, and vice, and leave it
nothing but content, and natural refinement, and calm innocence. It is
neither the scene of struggles against fortune, cold, fireless,
cheerless, often foodless, with want, smoke, and a dozen of children,
nor the prim false rosewood, bad pianoforted abode of retired
slopsellerism, nor the snug-embowered, back lane residence of the kept
mistress. There is no misery and repining there, no bad English and
gin-and-water, no quiet cabriolets and small tigers, black eyes,
ringlets, flutter, finery, and falsehood. It is all love and
roses--quarter of an acre of Paradise with a small house upon it. Such
is the poetical idea of a cottage.
Such, however, was by no means the sort of cottage, the garden-gate of
which was now approached by Billy Lamb. It had been built by a coarse,
vulgar man, was inhabited by an arrant scoundrel; and there the arrant
scoundrel was walking in his small domain with the lady whom we have
more than once mentioned. He looked sharply round when he heard the
garden-gate squeak; but was perfectly composed at the sight of the
little pot-boy. The letters and papers he took, and looked at the
covers, and then, with an indifferent air, asked,
"Well, my lad, what news is stirring in your little town?"
"Not much, Sir," said Billy Lamb; "only about the marriage of the lord
and Miss Slingsby."
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