It happened (and here we are in one of the circles of small things
producing great consequences, which have inspired diminutive
philosophers with ironical visions of history and the littleness of
man), it happened that Lord Palmet, the humanest of young aristocrats,
well-disposed toward the entire world, especially to women, also to men
in any way related to pretty women, had just lit a cigar, and it was a
cigar that he had been recommended to try the flavour of; and though
he, having his wits about him, was fully aware that shipboard is no
good place for a trial of the delicacy of tobacco in the leaf, he had
begun puffing and sniffing in a critical spirit, and scarcely knew for
the moment what to decide as to this particular cigar. He remembered,
however, Mr. Romfrey’s objection to tobacco. Imagining that he saw the
expression of a profound distaste in that gentleman’s more than usually
serious face, he hesitated between casting the cigar into the water and
retaining it. He decided upon the latter course, and held the cigar
behind his back, bowing to Mr. Romfrey at about a couple of yards
distance, and saying to Cecil, “Housekeeper; yes, I remember hearing
housekeeper. I think so. Housekeeper? yes, oh yes.”
“And handsome housekeepers were doubtful characters,” Captain Baskelett
prompted him.
Palmet laughed out a single “Ha!” that seemed to excuse him for
lounging away to the forepart of the vessel, where he tugged at his
fine specimen of a cigar to rekindle it, and discharged it with a wry
grimace, so delicate is the flavour of that weed, and so adversely ever
is it affected by a breeze and a moist atmosphere. He could then return
undivided in his mind to Mr. Romfrey and Cecil, but the subject was not
resumed in his presence.
The Countess of Menai steamed into Bevisham to land Mr. Romfrey there.
“I can be out in the Channel any day; it is not every day that I see
you,” she said, in support of her proposal to take him over.
They sat together conversing, apart from the rest of the company, until
they sighted Bevisham, when Mr. Romfrey stood up, and a little crowd of
men came round him to enjoy his famous racy talk. Captain Baskelett
offered to land with him. He declined companionship. Dropping her hand
in his, the countess asked him what he had to do in that town, and he
replied, “I have to demand an apology.”
Answering the direct look of his eyes, she said, “Oh, I shall not speak
of it.”
In his younger days, if the rumour was correct, he had done the same on
her account.
He stepped into the boat, and presently they saw him mount the
pier-steps, with the riding-whip under his arm, his head more than
commonly bent, a noticeable point in a man of his tall erect figure.
The ladies and some of the gentlemen thought he was looking
particularly grave, even sorrowful.
Lady Menai inquired of Captain Baskelett whether he knew the nature of
his uncle’s business in Bevisham, the town he despised.
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