pardon a breach of continuity for any petty bribe.
Thus it chanced, owing to the prolonged efforts of Mr. Romfrey and
Cecil Baskelett to get fun out of him, at the cost of considerable
inventiveness, that the electoral Address of the candidate, signing
himself “R. C. S. Nevil Beauchamp,” to the borough of Bevisham, did not
issue from an altogether unremembered man.
He had been cruising in the Mediterranean, commanding the _Ariadne_,
the smartest corvette in the service. He had, it was widely made known,
met his marquise in Palermo. It was presumed that he was dancing the
round with her still, when this amazing Address appeared on Bevisham’s
walls, in anticipation of the general Election. The Address, moreover,
was ultra-Radical: museums to be opened on Sundays; ominous references
to the Land question, etc.; no smooth passing mention of Reform, such
as the Liberal, become stately, adopts in speaking of that property of
his, but swinging blows on the heads of many a denounced iniquity.
Cecil forwarded the Address to Everard Romfrey without comment.
Next day the following letter, dated from Itchincope, the house of Mr.
Grancey Lespel, on the borders of Bevisham, arrived at Steynham:
“I have despatched you the proclamation, folded neatly. The electors of
Bevisham are summoned, like a town at the sword’s point, to yield him
their votes. Proclamation is the word. I am your born representative! I
have completed my political education on salt water, and I tackle you
on the Land question. I am the heir of your votes, gentlemen!—I forgot,
and I apologize; he calls them fellow-men. Fraternal, and not so risky.
Here at Lespel’s we read the thing with shouts. It hangs in the
smoking-room. We throw open the curacoa to the intelligence and
industry of the assembled guests; we carry the right of the multitude
to our host’s cigars by a majority. C’est un farceur que notre bon
petit cousin. Lespel says it is sailorlike to do something of this sort
after a cruise. Nevil’s Radicalism would have been clever anywhere out
of Bevisham. Of all boroughs! Grancey Lespel knows it. He and his
family were Bevisham’s Whig M.P.“s before the day of Manchester. In
Bevisham an election is an arrangement made by Providence to square the
accounts of the voters, and settle arrears. They reckon up the health
of their two members and the chances of an appeal to the country when
they fix the rents and leases. You have them pointed out to you in the
street, with their figures attached to them like titles. Mr. Tomkins,
the twenty-pound man; an elector of uncommon purity. I saw the ruffian
yesterday. He has an extra breadth to his hat. He has never been known
to listen to a member under £20, and is respected enormously—like the
lady of the Mythology, who was an intolerable Tartar of virtue, because
her price was nothing less than a god, and money down. Nevil will have
to come down on Bevisham in the Jupiter style. Bevisham is downright
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