Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 04 of 10Fletcher, John
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Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 04 of 10
Fletcher, John
English drama
_Lil._ And hired to come and abuse us; a man has manners;
A Gentleman, Civility, and Breeding:
Some Tinkers Trull, with a Beard glew'd on.
_1 Wom._ Let's search him;
And as we find him.
_Bel._ Let me but depart from ye,
Sweet Christian-women.
_Lil._ Hear the Thing speak, Neighbours.
_Bel._ 'Tis but a small request; if e'r I trouble ye,
If e'r I talk again of beating Women,
Or beating any thing that can but turn to me;
Of ever thinking of a handsome Lady
But vertuously and well; of ever speaking
But to her honour; This I'll promise ye,
I will take Rhubarb, and purge Choler mainly,
Abundantly I'll purge.
_Lil._ I'll send ye Broths, Sir.
_Bel._ I will be laugh'd at, and endure it patiently,
I will do any thing.
_Ros._ I'll be your Bayl then;
When ye come next to woo, 'pray come not boisterously,
And furnish'd like a Bear-ward.
_Bel._ No in truth, forsooth.
_Ros._ I scented ye long since.
_Bel._ I was to blame sure,
I will appear a Gentleman.
_Ros._ 'Tis the best for ye,
For a true noble Gentleman's a brave thing;
Upon that hope we quit ye. You fear seriously?
_Bel._ Yes truly do I; I confess I fear ye,
And honour ye, and any thing.
_Ros._ Farewel then.
_Wom._ And when ye come to woo next bring more mercy.
[_Exeunt._
_Enter two Gentlemen._
_Bel._ A Dairy-maid! a Tinkers-Trull! Heaven bless me!
Sure if I had provok'd 'em, they had quarter'd me.
I am a most ridiculous Ass, now I perceive it:
A Coward, and a Knave too.
_1 Gent._ 'Tis the mad Gentleman:
Let's set our Faces right.
_Bel._ No, no, laugh at me;
And laugh aloud.
_2 Gent._ We are better manner'd, Sir.
_Bel._ I do deserve it; call me Patch, and Puppy,
And beat me if you please.
_1 Gent._ No indeed, we know ye.
_Bel._ 'Death, do as I would have ye.
_2 Gent._ You are an Ass then;
A Coxcomb, and a Calf.
_Bel._ I am a great Calf;
Kick me a little now: Why, when? Sufficient:
Now laugh aloud, and scorn me; so good b'ye;
And ever when ye meet me laugh.
_1 Gent._ We will, Sir. [_Exeunt._
SCENE III.
_Enter_ Nantolet, La-Castre, De-Gard, Lugier, Mirabel.
_Mir._ Your patience, Gentlemen: why do ye bait me?
_Nan._ Is't not a shame you are so stubborn hearted,
So stony and so dull to such a Lady,
Of her Perfections, and her Misery?
_Lug._ Does she not love ye? does not her distraction
For your sake only, her most pitied lunacie
Of all but you, shew ye? does it not compel ye?
_Mir._ Soft and fair, Gentlemen, pray ye proceed temperately.
_Lug._ If ye have any feeling, any sense in ye,
The least touch of a noble heart.
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