Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 07 of 10Fletcher, John
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Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 07 of 10
Fletcher, John
English drama
_Lur._ Why should that Scrivener,
That ne'er writ reason in his life, nor anything
That time e'ver gloried in, that never knew
How to keep any courtesie conceal'd,
But _Noverint Universi_ must proclaim it,
Purchase perpetually, and I a rascal:
Consider this, why should that mouldy Cobler
Marry his Daughter to a wealthy Merchant,
And give five thousand pounds, is this good justice?
Because he has a tougher constitution;
Can feed upon old Songs, and save his money,
Therefore must I go beg?
_Wild._ What's this to thee?
Thou canst not mend [it], if thou beest determin'd
To rob all like a Tyrant, yet take heed
A keener justice do not overtake thee,
And catch you in a Nooze.
_Lur._ I am no Wood-cock,
He that shall sit down frighted with that foolery
Is not worth pity, let me alone to shuffle,
Thou art for wenching.
_Wild._ For beauty I, a safe course,
No halter hangs in [my] way, I defie it.
_Lur._ But a worse fate, a wilful poverty,
For where thou gain'st by one that indeed loves thee,
A thousand will draw from thee, 'tis thy destiny;
One is a kind of weeping cross _Jack_,
A gentle Purgatory, do not fling at all,
You'll pay the Box so often, till you perish.
_Wild._ Take you no care for that sir, 'tis my pleasure,
I will imploy my wits a great deal faster
Than you shall do your fingers, and my loves,
If I mistake not, shall prove riper harvest
And handsomer, and come within less danger.
Where's thy young Sister?
_Lur._ I know not where she is, she is not worth caring for,
She has no wit.
Oh you'd be nibling with her,
She's far enough I hope, I know not where,
She's not worth caring for, a sullen thing,
She wou'd not take my counsel _Jack_,
And so I parted from her.
_Wild._ Leave her to her wants?
_Lur._ I gave her a little money, what I could spare,
She had a mind to th'Countrey, she is turn'd,
By this, some Farriers dairy maid, I may meet her
Riding from Market one day, 'twixt her Dorsers,
If I do, by this hand I wo'not spare
Her butter pence.
_Wild._ Thou wilt not rob thy Sister.
_Lur._ She shall account me for her Egs and Cheeses.
_Wild._ A pretty Girl, did not old _Algripe_ love her?
A very pretty Girl she was.
_Lur._ Some such thing,
But he was too wise to fasten; let her pass.
_Wild._ Then where's thy Mistriss?
_Lur._ Where you sha'not find her,
Nor know what stuff she is made on; no indeed Sir,
I choose her not for your use.
_Wild._ Sure she is handsome.
_Lur._ Yes indeed is she, she is very handsome, but that's all one.
_Wild._ You'll come to th' Marriage?
_Lur._ Is it to day.
_Wild._ Now, now, they are come from Church now.
_Lur._ Any great preparation,
Does Justice _Algripe_ shew his power?
_Wild._ Very glorious, and glorious people there.
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