_Foro._ A most ungratefull calling. _Mule._ There's money for your direction; the price of the Oxe Sir? _Foro._ A hundred French crowns, for it must be a _Lincolne_-shire Oxe, and a prime one: For a rare and monstrous spectacle, to be seen at _Madrill_. _Enter Clown, Hostess, and Bianca._ _Hostes._ Pray forbear sir, we shall have a new quarrell. _Clow._ You durst not meet me 'ith field, I am therefore come to spoyl your market. _Foro._ What's the newes with you sir. _Clow._ Gentlemen, you that come hither to be most abominably cheated, listen, and be as wise as your planet will suffer you, keep your mony, be not gul'd, be not laught at. _Pedant._ What means this? would I had my mony again in my pocket. _Host._ The fellow is full of malice, do not mind him. _Clow._ This profest cheating rogue was my master, and I confess my self a more preternotorious rogue than himself, in so long keeping his villainous counsell. _Foro._ Come, come, I will not hear you. _Clow._ No couz'ner, thou wouldest not hear me, I do but dare thee to suffer me to speak, and then thou and all thy divells spit fire, and spout _Aqua fortis_. _Foro._ Speak on, I freely permit thee. _Clow._ Why then know all you simple animals, you whose purses are ready to cast the calf; if they have not cast it already, if you give any credit to this jugling rascal, you are worse than simple widgins, and will be drawn into the net by this decoy duck, this tame cheater. _Foro._ Ha, ha, ha, pray mark him. _Clow._ He does profess Physicke, and counjuring; for his Physick; he has but two medicines for all manner of diseases; when he was i'th' low countryes, he us'd nothing but butter'd beer, colour'd with Allegant, for all kind of maladies, and that he called his catholick med'cine; sure the Dutch smelt out it was butter'd beer, else they would never have endur'd it for the names sake: then does he minister a grated Dogs turd instead of Rubarb, many times of Unicornes horn, which working strongly with the conceit of the Patient, would make them bescummer to the height of a mighty purgation. _Foro._ The rogue has studied this invective. _Clow._ Now for his conjuring, the witches of _Lapland_ are the divells chare-women to him, for they will sell a man a wind to some purpose; he sells wind, and tells you fortie lyes over and over. _Hostess._ I thought what we should find of him. _Host._ Hold your prating, be not you an heretick.