Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 09 of 10Fletcher, John
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Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 09 of 10
Fletcher, John
English drama
_Foro._ You should have forty in a morning beleaguer my closet,
and strive who should be cozen'd first, amongst four-score
love-sick waiting women that has come to me in a morning to
learn what fortune should betide them in their first marriage,
I have found above 94 to have lost their maiden-heads.
_Clow._ By their own confession, but I was fain to be your male
midwife, and work it out of them by circumstance.
_Foro._ Thou wast, and yet for all this frequent resort of
women and thy hand[l]ing of their urinals and their cases, thou
art not given to lechery, what should be the reason of it? thou
hast wholsome flesh enough about thee; me thinks the divell
should tempt thee to't.
_Clow._ What need he do that, when he makes me his instrument
to tempt others.
_Foro._ Thou canst not chuse but utter thy rare good parts;
thou wast an excellent baud I acknowledge.
_Clow._ Well, and what I have done that way, I will spare to
speak of all you and I have done sir, and though we should--
_Foro._ We will for _England_, that's for certain.
_Clow._ We shall never want there.
_Foro._ Want? their Court of Wards shall want money first: for
I profess my self Lord Paramount over fools a[n]d madfolkes.
_Clow._ Do but store your self with lyes enough against you
come thither.
_Foro._ Why that's all the familiarity I ever had with the
Divell, my guift of lying, they say he's the Father of lyes;
and though I cannot conjure, yet I profess my self to be one of
his poor gossips. I will now reveale to thee a rare peece of
service.
_Clow._ What is it my most worshipful Doctor _Lamb_-stones?
_Foro._ There is a Captain come lately from Sea,
They call _Prosper_, I saw him this morning
Through a chink of wainscote that divides my lodging,
And the Host of the house, withdraw my Host, and Hostess,
the fair _Biancha_, and an antient gentlewoman into their
bedchamber; I could not overhear their conference, but I saw
such a mass of gold & Jewels, & when he had done he lock't it
up into a casket; great joy there was amongst them, & forth
they are gone into the city, and my Host told me at his going
forth he thought he should not return till after supper: now
Sir, in their absence will we fall to our picklocks, enter the
chamber, seize the Jewels, make an escape from _Florence_, and
we are made for ever.
_Clow._ But if they should go to a true conjurer, and fetch us
back in a whirle-wind?
_Foro._ Do not believe there is any such fetch in _Astrology_,
and this may be a means to make us live honest hereafter.
_Clow._ 'Tis but an ill road to't that lyes through the high
way of theeving.
_Foro._ For indeed I am weary of this trade of fortune-telling;
and mean to give all over, when I come into _England_, for it
is a very ticklish quality.
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