Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 09 of 10Fletcher, John
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Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 09 of 10
Fletcher, John
English drama
_Old K._ How? bate ten pound? what's the whole sum then?
_Witty._ Faith Sir, a hundred pound, with much adoe,
I got fifty bated, and faith Father, to say truth,
'Tis reasonable for men of their fashion.
_Old K._ La, la, la, down, a hunder'd pound? la, la, la,
You are a Consort of Thieves, are you not?
_Witty._ No Musicians, Sir, I told you before.
_Old K._ Fiddle faddle, is it not a robbery? a plain robbery.
_Witty._ No, no, no, by no means Father, you have receiv'd
For your money, nay and that you cannot give back,
'Tis somewhat dear I confess, but who can help it?
If they had been agreed with before-hand,
'Twas ill forgotten.
_Old [K]._ And how many shares have you in this? I see my force,
Case up your instruments, I yield, here, as robb'd and
Taken from me, I deliver it.
_Witty._ No Sir, you have perform'd your promise now,
Which was, to pay the charge of Musick, that's all.
_Old K._ I have heard no Musick, I have receiv'd none, Sir,
There's none to be found in me, nor about me.
_Witty._ Why Sir, here's witness against you, you have danc'd,
And he that dances, acknowledges a receipt of Musick.
_Old K._ I denie that, Sir, look you, I can dance without
Musick, do you see, Sir? and I can sing without it too; you
are a Consort of Thieves, do you hear what I do?
_Witty._ Pray you take heed, Sir, if you do move the
Musick agen, it may cost you as much more.
_Old K._ Hold, hold, I'll depart quietly, I need not bid you
farewel, I think now, so long as that hundred [pound] lasts
with you.
_Enter Guardianess._
Ha, ha, am I snapt i'faith?
_Guar._ Oh, Sir, _Perfidious_.
_Old K._ I, I, some howling another while, Musick's too
damnable dear.
_Guard._ Oh Sir, my heart-strings are broke, if I can but live
to tell you the tale, I care not, your Neece my charge is--
_Old K._ What, is she sick?
_Guard._ No, no Sir, she's lustily well married.
_Old K._ To whom?
_Guard._ Oh, to that cunning dissembler, _Cuningam_.
_Old K._ I'll hang the Priest, first, what was he?
_Guard._ Your kinsman, Sir, that has the _Welch_ Benefice.
_Old K._ I sav'd him from the Gallows to that end, good:
is there any more?
_Guard._ And Sir _Gregory_ is married too.
_Old K._ To my Neece too, I hope, and then I may hang her.
_Guard._ No Sir, to my Neece, thank _Cupid_; and that's all
that's likely to recover me, she's Lady _Fop_ now, and I am One
of her Aunts, I thank my promotion.
_Enter_ Credulous, Cuningam, Neece, Sir Gregory,
_and_ Mirabel.
_Cred._ I have perform'd your be[he]st, Sir.
_Old K._ What have you perform'd, Sir?
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