Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 09 of 10Fletcher, John
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Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 09 of 10
Fletcher, John
English drama
_Nee._ So, so, this trouble's well shook off, Uncle, how d'ye?
there's a Dowrie due, Sir.
_Cun._ We have agreed it sweetest,
And find your Uncle fully recover'd, kind to both of us.
_Witty._ To all the rest I hope.
_Old K._ Never to thee, nor thee, easie cosin _Credulous_,
Was your wit so raw?
_Cred._ Faith yours Sir, so long season'd
Has been faulty too, and very much to blame,
Speaking it with reverence, Uncle.
_Sir Gr._ Yes faith, Sir, you have paid as dear for your time,
as any man here.
_Witty._ I Sir, and I'll reckon it to him. _Imprimis_, The
first preface cheat of a pair of pieces to the Beggars, you
remember that I was the example to your bounty there, I spake
_Greek_ and _Syriack_, Sir, you understand me now. Next, the
Robbery put upon your indulgent Cosin, which indeed was no
Robbery, no Constable, no Justice, no Thief, but all Cheaters;
there was a hunder'd Mark, mark you that: Lastly, this
memorable 100 pounds worth of Musick, this was [but] cheats and
wit too, and for the assistance of this Gentleman to my Cosin
(for which I am to have a Fee) that was a little practice of my
wit too, Father; will you come to composition yet, Father?
_Cun._ Yes faith Sir, do, two hundr'd a year will be easier
than so much weekly, I do not think he's barren if he should be
put to't agen.
_Old K._ Why this was the day I look'd for, thou shalt have't,
And the next cheat makes it up three hundr'd;
Live thou upon thy ten pound Vicarage,
Thou get'st not a penny more, here's thy full
Hire now.
_Cred._ I thank you, Sir.
_Witty._ Why there was the sum of all my Wit, Father,
To shuve him out of your favour, which I fear'd
Would have disinherited me.
_Old K._ Most certain it had,
Had not thy wit recover'd it; is there any here
That had a hand with thee?
_Witty._ Yes, all these, Sir.
_Old K._ Nephew, part a hundr'd pound amongst 'em,
I'll repay it; wealth, love me as I love wit;
When I die,
I'll build an Alms-house for decay'd wits.
_Sir Gr._ I'll entertain one in my life time; Scholar, you
shall be my Chaplain, I have the gift of twenty Benefices,
simple as I am here.
_Pris._ Thanks my great Patron.
_Cun._ Sir your Gentry and your name shall both be rais'd as
high as my fortunes can reach 'em, for your friends sake.
_Witty._ Something will be in my present power, the future more,
You shall share with me.
_Ruin and Wife._ Thanks worthy Gentlemen.
_Nee._ Sir, I would beg one thing of you.
_Sir Gr._ You can beg nothing of me.
_Witty._ Oh Sir, if she begs, there's your power over her.
_Sir Gr._ She has begg'd me for a fool already, but 'tis no matter.
I have begg'd her for a Lady, that she might have been,
That's one for another.
_Witty._ Nay, but if she beg--
_Sir Gr._ Let her beg agen then.
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