Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 10 of 10Fletcher, John
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Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 10 of 10
Fletcher, John
English drama
_A curse upon thee for a slave,_
_Art thou here, and heardst me rave?_
_Fly not sparkles from mine eye,_
_To shew my indignation nigh?_
_Am I not all foam, and fire,_
_With voice as hoarse as a Town-crier?_
_How my back opes and shuts together,_
_With fury, as old mens with weather!_
_Could'st thou not hear my teeth gnash hither?_
_Lap._ No truly, Sir, I thought 't had been a Squirrel,
Shaving a Hazel-nut.
_Pas._ Death, Hell, Fiends, and darkness.
I will thrash thy maungy carkass.
_Lap._ Oh sweet Sir.
_Pas._ There cannot be too many tortures,
Spent upon those louzie Quarters.
_Lap._ Hold, oh. [_Falls down for dead._
_Pas._ Thy bones shall rue, thy bones shall rue.
Sings again.
_Thou nasty, scurvy, mongril Toad,_
_Mischief on thee;_
_Light upon thee,_
_All the plagues_
_That can confound thee_
_Or did ever raign abroad:_
_Better a thousand lives it cost,_
_Than have brave anger spilt or lost._ [_Exit._
_Lap._ May I open mine eyes yet, and safely peep:
I'll try a groon first--oh--Nay then he's gone.
There was no other policy but to dy,
He would ha' made me else. Ribs are you sore?
I was ne'er beaten to a tune before.
_Enter the two Brothers._
_1 Bro. Lapet._
_Lap._ Agen? [_Falls again._
_1 Bro._ Look, look, he's flat agen,
And stretched out like a Coarse, a handful longer
Than he walks, trust me brother. Why _Lapet_
I hold my life we shall not get him speak now:
Monsieur _Lapet_; it must be a privy token,
If any thing fetch him, he's so far gone.
We come to pass our words for your mans truth.
_Lap._ Oh Gentlemen y'are welcome: I have been thrash'd i' faith.
_2 Bro._ How? thrash'd Sir?
_Lap._ Never was Shrove-tuesday Bird
So cudgell'd, Gentlemen.
_1 Bro._ Pray how? by whom Sir?
_Lap._ Nay, that I know not.
_1 Bro._ Not who did this wrong?
_Lap._ Only a thing came like a Walking Song.
_1 Bro._ What beaten with a Song?
_Lap._ Never more tightly, Gentlemen:
Such crotchets happen now and then, methinks
He that endures well, of all waters drinks. [_Exeunt._
_Actus Quartus. Scæna Prima._
_Enter_ Shamont's _Brother, the Soldier, and 1 Gentleman_.
_Sold._ Yes, yes, this was a Madman, Sir, with you,
A passionate Mad-man.
_1 Gen._ Who would ha' lookt for this, Sir?
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