Beauty and the Beast, and Tales of HomeTaylor, Bayard
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Beauty and the Beast, and Tales of Home
Taylor, Bayard
Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“That is easily accounted for,” replied Mr. Johnson. “But in your case,
Enos, I am puzzled to find where the difference lies. Your features seem
to be but little changed, now that I can examine them at leisure; yet it
is not the same face. But, really, I never looked at you for so long
a time, in those days. I beg pardon; you used to be so--so remarkably
shy.”
Mr. Billings blushed slightly, and seemed at a loss what to answer.
His wife, however, burst into a merry laugh, exclaiming--
“Oh, that was before the days of the A. C!”
He, catching the infection, laughed also; in fact Mr. Johnson laughed,
but without knowing why.
“The 'A. C.'!” said Mr. Billings. “Bless me, Eunice! how long it is
since we have talked of that summer! I had almost forgotten that there
ever was an A. C.”
“Enos, COULD you ever forget Abel Mallory and the beer?--or that scene
between Hollins and Shelldrake?--or” (here SHE blushed the least bit)
“your own fit of candor?” And she laughed again, more heartily than
ever.
“What a precious lot of fools, to be sure!” exclaimed her husband.
Mr. Johnson, meanwhile, though enjoying the cheerful humor of his hosts,
was not a little puzzled with regard to its cause.
“What is the A. C.?” he ventured to ask.
Mr. and Mrs. Billings looked at each other, and smiled without replying.
“Really, Ned,” said the former, finally, “the answer to your question
involves the whole story.”
“Then why not tell him the whole story, Enos?” remarked his wife.
“You know I've never told it yet, and it's rather a hard thing to do,
seeing that I'm one of the heroes of the farce--for it wasn't even
genteel comedy, Ned,” said Mr. Billings. “However,” he continued,
“absurd as the story may seem, it's the only key to the change in my
life, and I must run the risk of being laughed at.”
“I'll help you through, Enos,” said his wife, encouragingly; “and
besides, my role in the farce was no better than yours. Let us
resuscitate, for to-night only, the constitution of the A. C.”
“Upon my word, a capital idea! But we shall have to initiate Ned.”
Mr. Johnson merrily agreeing, he was blindfolded and conducted into
another room. A heavy arm-chair, rolling on casters, struck his legs in
the rear, and he sank into it with lamb-like resignation.
“Open your mouth!” was the command, given with mock solemnity.
He obeyed.
“Now shut it!”
And his lips closed upon a cigar, while at the same time the
handkerchief was whisked away from his eyes. He found himself in Mr.
Billing's library.
“Your nose betrays your taste, Mr. Johnson,” said the lady, “and I
am not hard-hearted enough to deprive you of the indulgence. Here are
matches.”
“Well,” said he, acting upon the hint, “if the remainder of the
ceremonies are equally agreeable, I should like to be a permanent member
of your order.”
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