The time was morning, and Boston Shorty felt disposed for breakfast.
Seeing a tenement house, with three storeys and a basement, he
at once entered, and, climbing the stairway to the top storey,
knocked at the door in a business-like manner--for the short one
was too proud a beggar to knock humbly at any man's door. In fact,
he knew well from experience that a business-like method was just
as likely to meet with success as to bother his brains to invent
lies. Therefore, when a stout, pleasant-looking woman answered the
door, he politely wished her good morning, and with a pleased smile
told her in a few words that he had come for a little breakfast--in
the same manner as a landlord or his agent would ask for the rent.
"Sit down," said the good woman; and Shorty at once sat down on the
stairs. In a few moments she stood before him with a plate of hot
buckwheat cakes and a large basin of coffee. After he had disposed
of these, he again knocked at the door, and returned the empty
articles, at the same time thanking the woman for her kindness. There
was nothing in this act to distinguish Shorty from a thousand other
beggars; but it chanced that after walking about for two or three
hours, he found himself at dinner-time passing the same house. Now,
no man, except a born beggar, would think of climbing the same stairs
again, with so many other houses near, for in all likelihood he would
be confronted by his former benefactress. But this Shorty did, for,
going up to the second storey of the same tenement, he knocked at the
door, which was soon answered by--the same woman! This unexpected
meeting considerably surprised the short man, and it took him so long
to recover his wits that the good woman, knowing his wants, came to
his assistance, and called indoors, "Mrs. Smith, here's a man wants
some dinner." Saying which, she smiled at Shorty and went to her own
flat above.
On hearing this call, Mrs. Smith immediately came forward, and,
looking at Shorty, and being satisfied with his appearance, said,
"Come in."
It was after this success that Boston Shorty, when leaving the house,
proved himself to be the born beggar that he was; for he at once
made up his mind to consult the tenant on the main floor as to the
prospects of supper. So he strayed idly about till evening, and, when
supper-time came, entered the house for the third time.
Beggars have great confidence at this time of the day, for the men
are at home, and kind-hearted women often refuse beggars for the
simple reason that they are afraid of them. For this reason Shorty
felt quite relieved when the door was answered by a man, for it was
beginning to get dark, and the most kind-hearted of women are apt to
be unreasonable at that time. Shorty heard a whispered consultation
between the man and woman, which was soon followed by the man
saying, "Walk in, my man," which the latter did.
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