As I have said, Sam was a man of few words, but on the subject of
war he was more talkative than an old man. His memory on that one
subject was extraordinary; knowing the dates of battles, the number
of their forces, names of generals and regiments, and the exact
position of their entrenchments. Tim must have unwittingly broached
this subject, for I was suddenly startled by hearing Oaklahoma Sam
say, "This is Napoleon"; at the same time down went his knife over
half an inch into the table. I had noticed from the first that Sam
had scornfully pushed aside my table knife, preferring to use his
own, although he had retained the use of my fork. Looking at once
in that direction, I saw Tim's face turned my way, with sarcasm
trembling on his lips, which only needed a little encouragement,
and he would then utter one of his scathing sentences, thinking to
blight at once the newly-opened flower of Sam's eloquence. "Don't
look that way, look at me," cried the man from Oaklahoma, placing
his left hand on Tim's shoulder, and speaking in a voice terribly
quiet and firm. "I see," answered Tim, leaning back, with his two
hands resting on the table--"I see; this is Napoleon." "Yes, and
this is Blucher," continued Sam, taking the knife out of the table,
and quickly planting it dangerously near to Tim's right hand. "And
this," cried Sam, forcing his words between his teeth, and holding
the knife suspended in the air, "is Wellington," and down it flashed
between the two big fingers of Tim's left hand. Tim grew much paler
as he removed that hand to his knee, and it was at once apparent to
me that for the rest of the evening he was a spell-bound man, afraid
to hazard even a civil question, for fear it would be misunderstood.
Next to Sam and Tim sat Chicago Slim, who was relating to Bony--an
English beggar--his awful suffering for a week in the State of Utah,
where a beggar had no other food than bread and milk confronting him
on every threshold he approached, and how travelling in that part
was known to all beggars as "the bread-and-milk route." Such were
his awful sufferings, related to the sympathetic ears of Bony, who,
in exchange, mentioned his own disappointments in England, "where,"
said he, "I find public-houses to be the easiest, quickest, and
most profitable places." He was just about to cite instances when
the Curly Kid, who had been listening to their conversation, asked
Chicago Slim this question: "How is it that, when I was in Utah,
the citizens did not baby _me_ with bread and milk?" "Don't know,"
answered Slim, disconcerted not a little. "I went to no houses, but
begged on the fly, and people had to give money or nothing. Slim, I
reckon no true beggar would allow himself to be fed day after day on
bread and milk." Chicago Slim did not answer, and at once fell in the
estimation of Bony, who now considered him to be unworthy of further
attention.
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