He was seen to be a very quiet man, always reading newspapers or
books, or walking silently up and down the kitchen in deep thought.
For a month or more the lodgers took very little notice of him, but
when his appearance had grown familiar to them, they began to ask
his opinion on different subjects--cooking, physic, the nutritious
value of foods, the meaning of words, the use of the House of Lords,
and many other interesting things. These questions were answered by
Bill in such a high-flown manner, as became a great reader, that
really his hearers were little the wiser, and came to the conclusion
that Bill's knowledge was far too deep for them. The lodgers were so
awestruck at Bill's easy delivery of unusual words that they could
not grasp the underlying thought. It was not long before he became so
puffed with his own importance, and so eager to express his opinions,
that he did not wait an invitation to join in a conversation, but
stood in the middle of the kitchen and spoke in such a masterly
way that some of the lodgers thought that he was an ex-M.P. He was
not satisfied with giving his own opinions, but quoted poets,
philosophers, lawyers, and statesmen; and the lodgers at last became
so impressed that they sought him all over the house to hear him
settle an argument. One morning Little Brum actually took a cup of
tea to Gentleman Bill, while the latter was in bed, so as to get him
down to settle a dispute which was likely to make the principals lose
a morning's work.
It was not long before Bill had to pay the penalty of being so
important, for some of the more simple lodgers began to ask him such
idiotic questions that Bill, who up to the present had never been
at a loss for a word, could do little more than stand dumb with
amazement. For instance, one day a poor simple fellow asked the
following question: "Is it right to post a letter to-day that was
written yesterday?" An Irishman asked him the belief of the laity,
and whether they were for or against the Pope of Rome. Another had
heard that an egg boiled too hard could be again boiled soft, and
wanted to know if it could be boiled to recover its first raw state.
Poor Bill began to lose patience and grumble, saying that he could
not be expected to know everything. The lodgers would not allow him
peace to have a cup of tea, to shave, wash, or read.
I happened to be sleeping in the same room as Bill, a large room with
seven beds to accommodate seven men. Early one morning, about three
o'clock, I was in that half-wakeful state when a man turns his body
over in sleep, and thought I heard voices. Curiosity getting the
better of sleep, I listened, and sure enough the man in the next bed
to Bill was asking him a number of questions. The questions must have
interested Bill, for he immediately sat up in bed and began a long
talk. When I fell asleep he was still sitting up and talking, and I
did not wonder that he was a late riser.
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