Benjamin Franklin, Self-Revealed, Volume 1 (of 2): A Biographical and Critical Study Based Mainly on his own WritingsBruce, Wiliam Cabell
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Benjamin Franklin, Self-Revealed, Volume 1 (of 2): A Biographical and Critical Study Based Mainly on his own Writings
Bruce, Wiliam Cabell
Franklin, Benjamin, 1706-1790
I should be glad to know what it is that distinguishes
Connecticut religion from common religion. Communicate,
if you please, some of these particulars that you think
will amuse me as a virtuoso. When I travelled in
Flanders, I thought of our excessively strict
observation of Sunday; and that a man could hardly
travel on that day among you upon his lawful occasions
without hazard of punishment; while, where I was, every
one travelled, if he pleased, or diverted himself in
any other way; and in the afternoon both high and low
went to the play or the opera, where there was plenty
of singing, fiddling and dancing. I looked around for
God's judgments, but saw no signs of them. The cities
were well built and full of inhabitants, the markets
filled with plenty, the people well-favoured and well
clothed, the fields well tilled, the cattle fat and
strong, the fences, houses, and windows all in repair,
and no Old Tenor (paper money) anywhere in the country;
which would almost make one suspect that the Deity is
not so angry at that offence as a New England Justice.
The joke sometimes turns up when we are least expecting it, if it can be
said that there is ever a time when a flash of wit or humor from Franklin
surprises us. In a letter to Richard Price, asking him for a list of good
books, such as were most proper to inculcate principles of sound religion
and just government, he informs Price that, a new town in Massachusetts
having done him the honor to name itself after him, and proposing to build
a steeple to their meeting-house, if he would give them a bell, he had
advised the sparing themselves the expense of a steeple for the present and
that they would accept of books instead of a bell; "sense being preferable
to sound." There is a gleam of the same sort in his revised version of the
Lord's Prayer; for, almost incredible as the fact is, his irreverent hand
tinkered even with this most sacred of human petitions. "Our Liturgy," he
said, "uses neither the _Debtors_ of Matthew, nor the _indebted_ of Luke,
but instead of them speaks of _those that trespass against us_. Perhaps the
Considering it as a Christian Duty to forgive Debtors, was by the Compilers
thought an inconvenient Idea in a trading Nation." Sometimes his humor is
so delicate and subtle that even acute intellects, without a keen sense of
the ludicrous, mistake it all for labored gravity. This is true of his
modernized version of part of the first chapter of Job, where, for
illustration, for the words, "But put forth thine hand now, and touch all
that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face," he suggests the
following: "Try him;--only withdraw your favor, turn him out of his places,
and withhold his pensions, and you will soon find him in the opposition."
It is a remarkable fact that more than one celebrated man of letters has
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