Many actors who have risen to celebrity began their course with him:
Kean, first as outside and inside tumbling boy, and afterwards as a
lending tragedian, with a salary of five shillings a day; Oxberry,
Mitchell, Walbourn, and Sanders, A. Slader, Thwaites, Vaughan, S.
Faucett, &c. were introduced to the public under his auspices. Who now
shall open the gates of the temple to dramatic fame? The Janitor is gone
for ever. A hearse is the last omnibus, after all. A hearse is the end
of the showman's caravans, and the sexton is the last toll-collector he
encounters in this world. John Richardson,
FAREWELL!
PADDY BLAKE'S ECHO.
A NEW VERSION FROM THE ORIGINAL IRISH.
"_Ecco_ ridente," &c.
I.
There's a spot by that lake, sirs,
Where echoes were born,
Where one Paddy Blake, sirs,
Was walking one morn
With a great curiosity big in his mind!
Says he, "Mrs. Blake
Doesn't _trate_ me of late
In the fashion she did
When I first call'd her Kate:
She's crusty and surly,--
My cabin's the _dhiaoul_,
My pigs and my poultry
Are all cheek by jowl;
But what is the cause, from the _A_cho I'll find."
(_Spoken._)
So up he goes _bouldly_ to the _A_cho, and says, "The top o' the mornin'
t'ye, Misther or Missus _A_cho, for divil a know I know whether ye wear
petticoats or breeches."
"Neither," says the _A_cho in Irish.
"Now, that being the case," says Paddy, turnin' sharp 'pon the _A_cho,
d'ye see, "ye can tell me the stark-naked truth."
"'Troth, an' ye may say that, with yir own purty mouth," says the _A_cho.
"Well, thin," says Paddy agin, "what the divil's come over Mrs. Blake of
late?"
"_Potcheen!_" says the _A_cho.
"Oh! (_shouting_) by the pow'rs of Moll Kelly," says Paddy, "I thought
as mich:--
"It wasn't for nothin' the taypot was hid,
Though I guess'd what was in it, by smelling the lid!"
II.
There's another suspicion
Comes over my mind,
That with all this _contrition_
And pray'rs, and that kind,
Ould Father Mahony's a wag in his way.
When a _station_, he says,
Will be held at _my_ house,
_I_ must go my ways,
Or be mute as a mouse.
For _him_ turkey and bacon
Is pull'd from the shelf;
Not so much as a cake on
The coals for myself:
But what all this _manes_, why, the _A_cho will say.
(_Spoken._)
Up he goes agin to the _A_cho, and says, "Tell me, aff ye plase, what
is't brings ould Father Mahony so everlastingly to my country seat in
the bog of Bally Keeran?"
"Mrs. Blake!" says the _A_cho.
"Oh! hannimandhiaoul!" says Paddy, "I thought as mich--the thief o' the
world--I thought as mich. Oh! tundher-a-nouns!
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