"And such society, oh! such an opening for young people, oh! No one asks who and what you are, only have the caraways! Lord bless me! there was Mrs. Triplet, the pawnbroker of Islington's wife, married her daughter Peg to a French count; and Mr. Rumstuff, the tailor in the Minories, married his daughter to a general,--ay, a real general; and then, such living, and such society, and such amusements! _Gardes du corps_ with such nice moustaches, and _pâtés de truffes_, and _omelettes soufflées_, and _bals champêtres_ at Tivoli, and _glasses_ at Tortoni's, and _poulets à la crapaudine_, and _salmis de lièvre_, and then, the masked-balls at the opera, oh! and _des œufs à la neige_, and _des œufs au miroir_! How many ways have the French of cooking eggs, Mr. G.?" "Three hundred and forty-three, Mrs. G." "Only think of that! I make Mr. G. live upon eggs _à la coque_, _à la tripe_. And then meat at fourpence per pound!" "Fivepence halfpenny for prime joints, if you please, Mrs. G." added Mr. G. "And such poultry! such capons! You have no capons in England, my dear. Bless us, they don't know what's what! and so many delicious ways of cooking them, _chapon à la barbare_, _chapon à la Veluti_, _chapon au parfait amour_; and then, the Hussars, and the Lancers, and the horse and foot dragoons. Oh! women there may do whatever they like! and girls may string lovers like a _brochette of ortolans_!" In short, Mrs. Grits gave such a flattering account of France, its pleasures, its cookery, and its economy, that it was decided that to France the family should go. Mr. Cannon said he was too old to learn to _parlez-vous_, but the ladies procured grammars and dictionaries, to brush up their boarding-school education; and in ten days the whole family were packed up in three travelling carriages, and set out for Dover; their only domestics, Sam Surly, a Yorkshire coachman, and Sukey Simper, a Kentish maid, whom we shall again find on the road. Such is the ingratitude of mankind that all Muckford was delighted with their departure. "_Hurrah! All the Cannons are gone off!_" exclaimed Mr. Sniffnettle.