American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
When his friends met at the club and found Governor Eastman one of the
dinner party, they resented the presence of that dignitary as likely
to impose restraints upon Burgess, who, for all his jauntiness, was
not wholly without discretion. But the governor was a good fellow, as
they all knew, and a story-teller of wide reputation. Moreover, he was
taking his job seriously, and, being practical men, they liked this
about him. It was said that no governor since Civil War times had spent
so many hours at his desk or had shown the same zeal and capacity for
gathering information at first hand touching all departments of the
State government. Eastman, as the country knows, is an independent
character, and it was this quality, shown first as a prosecuting
attorney, that had attracted attention and landed him in the seat of
the Hoosier governors.
“I suppose,” remarked Kemp as they sat down, “that these tablets are
scattered around the table so we can make notes of the clever things
that will be said here tonight. It’s a good idea and gives me a chance
to steal some of your stories, governor.”
A scratch pad with pencil attached had been placed at each plate, and
the diners spent several minutes in chaffing Burgess as to the purpose
of this unusual table decoration.
“I guess,” said Goring, “that Web is going to ask us to write limericks
for a prize and that the governor is here to judge the contest. Indoor
winter sports don’t appeal to me; I pass.”
“I’m going to write notes to the House Committee on mine,” said
Fanning; “the food in this club is not what it used to be, and it’s
about time somebody kicked.”
“As I’ve frequently told you,” remarked Burgess, smiling upon them from
the head of the table, “you fellows have no imagination. You’d never
guess what those tablets are for, and maybe I’ll never tell you.”
“Nothing is so innocent as a piece of white paper,” said the governor,
eyeing his tablet. “We’d better be careful not to jot down anything
that might fly up and hit us afterward. For all we know, it may be
a scheme to get our signatures for Burgess to stick on notes without
relief from valuation or appraisement laws. It’s about time for another
Bohemian oats swindle, and our friend Burgess may expect to work us for
the price of the dinner.”
“Web’s bound to go to jail some day,” remarked Ramsay, the surgeon,
“and he’d better do it while you’re in office, governor. You may not
know that he’s hand in glove with all the criminals in the country: he
quit poker so he could give all his time to playing with crooks.”
“The warden of the penitentiary has warned me against him,” replied the
governor easily. “Burgess has a man at the gate to meet convicts as
they emerge, and all the really bad ones are sent down here for Burgess
to put up at this club.”
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