"How d'ye do, Mr. Student!" and her stupid laugh would still further intensify my loathing of her. I should have liked to have changed my quarters in order to have avoided such encounters and greetings; but my little chamber was a nice one, and there was such a wide view from the window, and it was always so quiet in the street below--so I endured. And one morning I was sprawling on my couch, trying to find some sort of excuse for not attending my class, when the door opened, and the bass voice of Teresa the loathsome resounded from my threshold: "Good health to you, Mr. Student!" "What do you want?" I said. I saw that her face was confused and supplicatory... It was a very unusual sort of face for her. "Sir! I want to beg a favour of you. Will you grant it me?" I lay there silent, and thought to myself: "Gracious!... Courage, my boy!" "I want to send a letter home, that's what it is," she said; her voice was beseeching, soft, timid. "Deuce take you!" I thought; but up I jumped, sat down at my table, took a sheet of paper, and said: "Come here, sit down, and dictate!" She came, sat down very gingerly on a chair, and looked at me with a guilty look. "Well, to whom do you want to write?" "To Boleslav Kashput, at the town of Svieptziana, on the Warsaw Road..." "Well, fire away!" "My dear Boles ... my darling ... my faithful lover. May the Mother of God protect thee! Thou heart of gold, why hast thou not written for such a long time to thy sorrowing little dove, Teresa?" I very nearly burst out laughing. "A sorrowing little dove!" more than five feet high, with fists a stone and more in weight, and as black a face as if the little dove had lived all its life in a chimney, and had never once washed itself! Restraining myself somehow, I asked: "Who is this Bolest?" "Boles, Mr. Student," she said, as if offended with me for blundering over the name, "he is Boles--my young man." "Young man!" "Why are you so surprised, sir? Cannot I, a girl, have a young man?" She? A girl? Well! "Oh, why not?" I said. "All things are possible. And has he been your young man long?" "Six years." "Oh, ho!" I thought. "Well, let us write your letter..." And I tell you plainly that I would willingly have changed places with this Boles if his fair correspondent had been not Teresa but something less than she. "I thank you most heartily, sir, for your kind services," said Teresa to me, with a curtsey. "Perhaps _I_ can show _you_ some service, eh?" "No, I most humbly thank you all the same." "Perhaps, sir, your shirts or your trousers may want a little mending?" I felt that this mastodon in petticoats had made me grow quite red with shame, and I told her pretty sharply that I had no need whatever of her services. She departed.