Better days; or, A Millionaire of To-morrowFitch, Thomas
Philosophy
Better days; or, A Millionaire of To-morrow
Fitch, Thomas
Utopias -- Fiction; West (U.S.) -- Fiction
“The only other very large sum of money in the country within the
control of anybody,” replied Claybank, “is $300,000,000 in the treasury
vaults at Washington. The laws authorizing government deposits in banks,
as well as the law authorizing bond purchases in the discretion of the
secretary of the treasury, have, as you know, been repealed. There are
absolutely but two ways to get that $300,000,000 out of the treasury
vaults. One is by the ordinary disbursements of government, which would
take a year or more, and the other is by somebody depositing, under the
law of 1894, gold or silver bars to that amount, and nobody in the world
is able to command three hundred, or one hundred, or even fifty millions
of dollars in gold or silver bullion.”
“The new mining capitalist, David Morning, might supply the bars from
his mine in Arizona if we gave him a few years’ time,” said Gray.
“Yes, and if we gave him time he would be crank enough to do it,”
replied Claybank. “But we won’t give him time. How much does his mine
yield, anyhow?”
“Four millions a month in solit golt,” said Wolf. “It has yieltet that
sum now for teventy months. I hear that it is nearly worked out, but
nopoty can get into it, and you can’t tell anything apout it. If it
continues to yielt at that rate for a few years, dot fellow is going to
make us all some trupple. He is crazy as a loon, though he has taken out
of his mine over eighty millons of tollars.”
“Even his $80,000,000, if he has them in money, might disarrange our
plans,” said Gray.
“He has plown them all in, puilding plocks for glerks ont poor people,
ont he disgriminates against Hebrews, or his trustees do. A Jew knows a
goot thing when he fints it, ont there were eighteen thousant
applications from Jew glerks for the prifilege of renting apartments in
the Morning Blocks, ont the committee made up a mean drick to get rit of
them. They requiret every man who applied for rooms to answer whether it
was easier to fill to a bob-tail flush or a sequence, ont those who
answered the question they refused to pass, on the grount that they knew
too much apout draw poker to haf goot moral characters.”
“I do not see,” said Claybank, after the laughter at Wolf’s indignation
had subsided, “that we need take Mr. Morning into consideration as a
disturbing element in our present plans. If the present output of his
mine shall continue, it must, by and by, greatly advance prices of
stocks and all other property, but that is in the future.”
“Have we anything further to consider?” said Gray.
“I think,” replied Claybank, rising, “that we understand each other
perfectly. I will have triplicate memorandums made of our agreement,
which we can execute in my office to-morrow morning at nine o’clock,
where we will have our stocks brought at the same time. This Burgundy is
the genuine article, Clos Voguet, vintage of 1875. I propose as a
parting toast, ‘Success to our enterprise.’”
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