Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary GemsNye, Bill
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Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
Nye, Bill
American wit and humor
CATCHING MOUNTAIN TROUT AT AN ELEVATION OF 8000 FEET.
|A few days ago, in company with Dr. Hayford, I went over to Dale Creek
on a brief extempore trouting expedition. Dale Creek is a beautiful
and romantic stream running through a rugged canon and crossed by the
beautiful iron bridge of the Union Pacific Railroad.
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We went up Dale Creek at this season of the year is not very much of a
torrent, and on the day we went over there all the trout had gone down
to the mouth of the stream to get a drink.
Every little while the Doctor would put on his glasses and hunt for the
creek while I caught grasshoppers and looked at the scenery. I did not
catch any trout myself, but the Doctor drove one into a prairie-dog hole
and killed him. I am frantically fond of field sports although I am
not always successful in securing game. I love to wander through the
fragrant grass and wild flowers, listening to the song of the bobolink
as he sways to and fro on some slender weed; but it delays me a good
deal to stop every little while and cut on No. 4 and returned on No. 3.
TROUT FISHING.
|My fly hooks out of my clothes. I throw a fly very grace, fully, but
when it catches under my shoulder-blades, and I try to lift myself up in
that manner, my companions laugh at me and make me mad.
Dr. Hayford, who had command of the expedition, told me that we would
have an hour and three quarters to fish and then we would have to go
back and catch the train. Therefore we hurried a good deal, and I had
to leave a decrepit trout that I had found in a dead pine tree and was
almost sure of. We gathered a bouquet of wild roses and ferns and cut
worms and went back to the bridge to wait for No. 3. We sat there for
an hour or two on a voluptuous triangular fragment of granite, telling
large three-ply falsehoods about catching fish and shooting elephants in
Michigan. Then we waited two or three more long weary hours, and still
the train didn't come.
After a while it occurred to me that I had been made the victim of the
man who had spent the most of his life telling the public about the
pleasant weather of Wyoming. He enjoyed my misery and cheered me up by
saying that perhaps our train had gone, and we would have to wait for
the emigrant-train. We ate what lunch we had left, told a few more lies,
and suffered on.
At last the thunder of the train in the distance was borne down to
us, and we rose with a sigh of relief, gathered up our bouquets and
decomposed trout, and prepared to board the car. But it was a work train
and didn't stop.
Then I went away by myself and tried to control my fiendish temper. I
thought of the doctor's interesting family at home, and how they would
mourn if I were to throw him over Dale Creek bridge, and pulverize him
on the rocks below. So my better nature conquered and I went back to
wait a few more weeks.
The next train that came along was a freight train, and it made better
time going past us than at any other point on the road.
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