Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary GemsNye, Bill
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Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
Nye, Bill
American wit and humor
Let us not, therefore, usurp the prerogative or attempt to perform the
Herculean task which a wise Creator has laid out for Himself.
The policy of Divine administration, if I mistake not, is to improve the
Indian and reform him in a future state in a large corral where the worm
dieth not. This of course is only my private opinion, and I am offering
it now in packages containing six each, securely boxed and sent free to
any address on receipt of $1. I would sell it cheaper were it not for
the excessive freight and the recent rise in white paper.
Supposing then the above to be the correct theory, what can poor erring
man do to forward the good work? Evidently he can do nothing unless it
be to change the state of the red man from a discouraging and annoying
mortality to a bright and shining immortality.
I would suggest that this be done so far as possible by those who can
spare the time and ammunition to do so. I will give to such all the
encouragement and moral support I can. I would assist in the good work,
but I am most too busy now planting my raspberry jam and setting out my
early Swedish dried apple pie plant.
THE PREVIOUS REPORTER.
|Fluke MaGilder, an old Washington reporter, who afterward was well
known among Western newspaper men, was one of the most tireless and
persistent news-gatherers I ever knew. He used to tell with considerable
apparent pleasure how he didn't obtain the points on a prominent
military court martial which was held at Cheyenne in 1876. It happened
on this wise:
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