Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary GemsNye, Bill
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Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
Nye, Bill
American wit and humor
There is something so sweetly sad about it. There is such a nameless
feeling of repose and security on the part of the spectator.
Some have such sensitive natures that they cannot look at the remains of
an Indian who has been run over by two sections of freight, but I can.
Somehow I do not feel that nervous distrust when I look at the red man
with his osophagus wrapped around his head and tied in a double bow
knot, that I do when he is full of the vigor of health.
When a train of cars has jammed his thigh-bone through his diaphragm and
flattened his head out like a soup plate, I feel then that I can trust
him. I feel that he may be relied upon. I consider him in the character
of ghastly remains as a success. He seems at last so in earnest and as
though he could be trusted.
When the Indian has been mixed up so that the closest scrutiny cannot
determine where the head adjourns and the thorax begins, the scene is so
suggestive of unruffled quiet and calm and gentle childlike faith that
doubt and distrust and timidity and apprehension flee away.
THE NUPTIALS OP DANGEROUS DAVIS.
|On the morning on which Adam Forepaugh entered the city of Laramie, and
with a grand array of hump-backed dromedaries, club-footed elephants,
and an uncalled-for amount of pride, and pomp, and circumstance,
captured the town, Dangerous Davis, clad in buckskin and glass beads,
and ornamented with one of Smith & Wesson's brass-mounted, self-cocking,
Black Hills bustles, entered his honor's office, and walking up to the
counter where the Judge deals out justice to the vagabond tenderfoot,
and bankrupt non resident, as well as to the law-defying Laramite,
called for $5.00 worth of matrimony.
On his arm leaned the fair form of the one who had ensnared the heart of
the frontiersman, and who had evidently gobbled up the manly affections
of Dangerous Davis. She was resplendent in new clothes, and a pair of
Indian moccasins, and when she glided up to the centre of the room, the
casual observer might have been deceived into the belief that she was
moving through the radiant atmosphere like an $11.00 Peri, if it had
not been for the gentle patter of her moccasin as it fell upon the floor
with the sylph-like footfall of the prize elephant as he moves around
the ring to the dreamy strains of "Old Zip Coon." A large "filled" ring
gleamed and sparkled on her brown hand, and vied in splendor with a
large seed-wart on her front finger. The ends of her nails were draped
in the deepest mourning, and as she leaned her head against the off
shoulder of Dangerous Davis, the ranche butter from her tawny locks made
a deep and lasting impression on his buckskin bosom.
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