Suddenly it was discovered that the brick livery stables of Mr.
McMichaels, a nephew of our worthy assessor, was getting hot. Leaving
the Palace rink to its fate, the hook-and-ladder company directed
its attention to the brick barn, and after numerous attempts at last
succeeded in getting its large iron prong fastened on the second story
window-sill, which was pulled out. The hook was again inserted but not
so effectively, bringing down this time an armful of hay and part of an
old horse blanket. Another courageous jab was made with the iron hook,
which succeeded in pulling out about five cents' worth of brick. This
was greeted by a wild burst of applause from the bystanders, during
which the hook-and-ladder company fell over each other and added to the
horror of the scene by a mad burst of pale-blue profanity.
It was not long before the stable was licked up by the fire-fiend,
and the hook-and-ladder company directed its attention toward the
undertaking, embalming, and ice-cream parlors of our highly-esteemed
fellow-townsman, Mr. A. Burlingame. The company succeeded in pulling two
stone window-sills out of this building before it burned. Both times
they were encored by the large and aristocratic audience.
Mr. Burlingame at once recognized the efforts of the heroic firemen by
tapping a keg of beer, which he distributed among them at twenty-five
cents per glass.
This morning a space forty-seven feet wide, where but yesterday all was
joy and prosperity and beauty, is covered over with blackened ruins. Mr.
Pendergast is overcome by grief at the loss of his rink, but assures us
that if he is successful in getting the full amount of his insurance he
will take the money and build two rinks, either one of which will be far
more imposing than the one destroyed last evening.
A movement is on foot to give a literary and musical entertainment at
Burley's Hall to raise funds for the purchase of new uniforms for the
"fire laddies," at which Mrs. Butts has consented to sing "When the
Robins Nest Again," and Miss Mertie Stout will recite "'Ostler Joe,"
a selection which never fails to offend the best people everywhere.
Twenty-five cents for each offence. Let there be a full house.
BIG STEVE
|YOU think, no doubt, William, that I am happy, but I cannot say that
I am. I will tell you my little reminiscence if you don't mind, and you
can judge for yourself." These were the words of Big Steve, as we sat
together one evening, watching the dealer slide the cards out of his
little tin photograph album, while the crowd bought chips of the banker
and corded them up out the green table.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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