Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy fiction; Imaginary places -- Juvenile fiction
Bumbus, with his moustache out of curl, his hat dented and rimless, his
trousers baggy at the knees, and his eyes bleary and bloodshot from
lack of sleep.
Drone--well, it is hard to say what Drone did look like, excepting that
he carried a tomato can over one shoulder, and his clothes showed signs
of many nights spent on park benches.
And Glucose was fully as disreputable. All the plating was worn off
of her comb, her dress was in tatters, and she bore a big label slung
around her neck with these words, "Glucose, by order of the Pure Food
Commission."
"Nickel Plate, Bumbus, Drone and Glucose!" cried Billy.
"Grown rusty," said Nickel Plate sadly.
"I be," murmured Bumbus.
"I ain't had a bite to eat for three days," whined Drone. "Can't you
give a poor man a dime for a bed?"
"And that's the way I used to look," said Glucose bitterly, pointing at
Honey Girl.
"It isn't what you used to be, it's what you put in the bank," said Mr.
Gas genially, as he floated in through the open door.
"And now that all of our enemies are here," said General Merchandise,
"what shall we do with them?"
"Speak up, Billy Bounce," said Mr. Gas.
"I?" said Billy.
"Yes," said Honey Girl, "you have vanquished them; you shall decide
their fate."
"Then my first suggestion," said Billy, "is that Bogie Man get a
position as Bogie on the golf links. He will be out of mischief there,
and it will give him a decent, honest living. Are you willing, Bogie
Man?"
"I'll try it," said Bogie Man humbly. "It's been so long since I made
an honest living that it will go hard at first; but one must eat, and
I'm out of a job."
"Good," said Honey Girl. "General, take him to one side and bring
forward the next prisoner."
Nickel Plate was brought before Billy.
"As to Nickel Plate," said Billy, "I suggest that he go on the stage.
He can have all the fun of trying to be wicked without doing any
possible harm, and is always sure there to be foiled in the last act."
"Wise boy," said Mr. Gas. "I couldn't have done better myself."
"Thanks," said Nickel Plate, "you've let me off very easily," and he
walked dejectedly to where Bogie Man stood.
"And now for Bumbus," said Honey Girl.
"Are you sorry for your wickedness?" asked Billy.
"I be," said Bumbus.
"You are stout and strong," said Billy musingly. "You haven't a bad
heart, and you know something about rough-and-tumble fighting. General
Merchandise, could you put him on your Police Force?"
"Certainly," said the General.
"Good," said Billy. "That settles a life job on Bumbus. And now for
Drone."
"I don't have to go to work, do I?" whined Drone.
"Indeed you do, and I'm going to get you a position as a truckman among
the Bee workers."
"Then I wouldn't be a Drone," whimpered he.
"Exactly," said Billy. "There is no room in this world for Drones.
General, let some of your soldiers give him a shave, a bath, a square
meal, some respectable clothes, and put him to work."
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