I might as well have asked him if he had heard the death-tick. He stared
at me with a long, bewildered, doleful, and unutterable stare, and
without reply resumed his unhappy labours.
What a fool, thought I, to have asked such an uncheerful and uncheerable
creature about a cheerful cock!
I walked on. I had now descended the high land where my house stood, and
being in a low tract could not hear the crow of the Shanghai, which
doubtless overshot me there. Besides, the Shanghai might be at lunch of
corn and oats, or taking a nap, and so interrupted his jubilations for a
while.
At length I encountered riding along the road, a portly gentleman--nay,
a _pursy_ one--of great wealth, who had recently purchased him some
noble acres, and built him a noble mansion, with a goodly fowl-house
attached, the fame whereof spread through all that country. Thought I,
Here now is the owner of the Shanghai.
‘Sir,’ said I, ‘excuse me, but I am a countryman of yours, and would
ask, if so be you own any Shanghais?’
‘Oh, yes; I have ten Shanghais.’
‘Ten!’ exclaimed I in wonder; ‘and do they all crow?’
‘Most lustily; every soul of them; I wouldn’t own a cock that wouldn’t
crow.’
‘Will you turn back, and show me those Shanghais?’
‘With pleasure: I am proud of them. They cost me, in the lump, six
hundred dollars.’
As I walked by the side of his horse, I was thinking to myself whether
possibly I had not mistaken the harmoniously combined crowings of ten
Shanghais in a squad, for the supernatural crow of a single Shanghai by
himself.
‘Sir,’ said I, ‘is there one of your Shanghais which far exceeds all the
others in the lustiness, musicalness, and inspiring effects of his
crow?’
‘They crow pretty much alike, I believe,’ he courteously replied; ‘I
really don’t know that I could tell their crow apart.’
I began to think that after all my noble chanticleer might not be in the
possession of this wealthy gentleman. However, we went into his
fowl-yard, and I saw his Shanghais. Let me say that hitherto I had never
clapped eye on this species of imported fowl. I had heard what enormous
prices were paid for them, and also that they were of an enormous size,
and had somehow fancied they must be of a beauty and brilliancy
proportioned both to size and price. What was my surprise, then, to see
ten carrot-coloured monsters, without the smallest pretension to
effulgence of plumage. Immediately I determined that my royal cock was
neither among these, nor could possibly be a Shanghai at all; if these
gigantic gallows-bird fowl were fair specimens of the true Shanghai.
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