The above account may, perhaps, among the ethnologists, raise some
curiosity to see a ’Gee. But to see a ’Gee there is no need to go all
the way to Fogo, no more than to see a Chinaman to go all the way to
China. ’Gees are occasionally to be encountered in our seaports, but
more particularly in Nantucket and New Bedford. But these ’Gees are not
the ’Gees of Fogo. That is, they are no longer green ’Gees. They are
sophisticated ’Gees, and hence liable to be taken for naturalised
citizens badly sunburnt. Many a Chinaman, in new coat and pantaloons,
his long queue coiled out of sight in one of Genin’s hats, has
promenaded Broadway, and been taken merely for an eccentric Georgia
planter. The same with ’Gees; a stranger need have a sharp eye to know a
’Gee, even if he see him.
Thus much for a general sketchy view of the ’Gee. For further and fuller
information apply to any sharp-witted American whaling-captain, but more
especially to the before-mentioned old Captain Hosea Kean, of Nantucket,
whose address at present is ‘Pacific Ocean.’
------------------------------------------------------------------------
I AND MY CHIMNEY
I and my chimney, two gray-headed old smokers, reside in the country. We
are, I may say, old settlers here; particularly my old chimney, which
settles more and more every day.
Though I always say, _I and my chimney_, as Cardinal Wolsey used to say,
_I and my King_, yet this egotistic way of speaking, wherein I take
precedence of my chimney, is hardly borne out by the facts; in
everything, except the above phrase, my chimney taking precedence of me.
Within thirty feet of the turf-sided road, my chimney--a huge, corpulent
old Harry VIII. of a chimney--rises full in front of me and all my
possessions. Standing well up a hillside, my chimney, like Lord Rosse’s
monster telescope, swung vertical to hit the meridian moon, is the first
object to greet the approaching traveller’s eye, nor is it the last
which the sun salutes. My chimney, too, is before me in receiving the
first-fruits of the seasons. The snow is on its head ere on my hat; and
every spring, as in a hollow beech-tree, the first swallows build their
nests in it.
But it is within doors that the pre-eminence of my chimney is most
manifest. When in the rear room, set apart for that object, I stand to
receive my guests (who, by the way, call more, I suspect, to see my
chimney than me), I then stand, not so much before, as, strictly
speaking, behind my chimney, which is, indeed, the true host. Not that I
demur. In the presence of my betters, I hope I know my place.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account