PISISTRATUS--(_with dignified emotion_)--No man, therefore, has a right to rob another of a forefather, with a stroke of his pen, from any motives, howsoever amiable. In the present instance, you will say, perhaps, that the ancestor in question is apocryphal--it may be the printer, it may be the knight. Granted; but here, where history is in fault, shall a mere sentiment decide? While both are doubtful, my imagination appropriates both. At one time I can reverence industry and learning in the printer; at another, valour and devotion in the knight. This kindly doubt gives me two great forefathers; and, through them, two trains of idea that influence my conduct under different circumstances. I will not permit you, Captain Roland, to rob me of either forefather--either train of idea. Leave, then, this sacred void unfilled, unprofaned; and accept this compromise of chivalrous courtesy--while my father lives with the Captain, we will believe in the printer; when away from the Captain, we will stand firm to the knight." "Good!" cried Uncle Roland, as I paused, a little out of breath. "And," said my mother softly, "I do think, Austin, there is a way of settling the matter which will please all parties. It is quite sad to think that poor Roland, and dear little Blanche, should be all alone in the tower; and I am sure that we should be much happier altogether." "There!" cried Roland, triumphantly. "If you are not the most obstinate, hardhearted, unfeeling brute in the world--which I don't take you to be--brother Austin, after that really beautiful speech of your wife's, there is not a word to be said farther." "But we have not yet heard Kitty to the end, Roland." "I beg your pardon, a thousand times, ma'am--sister," said the Captain, bowing. "Well, I was going to add," said my mother, "that we will go and live with you, Roland, and club our little fortunes together. Blanche and I will take care of the house, and we shall be just twice as rich together as we are separately." "Pretty sort of hospitality that!" grunted the Captain. "I did not expect you to throw me over in that way. No, no; you must lay by for the boy there,--what's to become of him?" "But we shall _all_ lay by for him," said my mother simply; "you as well as Austin. We shall have more to save, if we have both more to spend." "Ah, save!--that is easily said: there would be a pleasure in saving, then!" said the Captain mournfully. "And what's to become of me?" cried Squills, very petulantly. "Am I to be left here, in my old age--not a rational soul to speak to, and no other place in the village where there's a drop of decent punch to be had! 'A plague on both your houses'! as the chap said at the theatre the other night." "There's room for a doctor in our neighbourhood, Mr Squills," said the Captain. "The gentleman in your profession who _does for us_, wants, I know, to sell the business." "Humph!" said Squills--"a horrible healthy neighbourhood, I suspect!"