"And who in the world is St Ingulpus of Doncaster?" said the Doctor.
"A holy man, I don't in the least deny," said Mount Huxtable, kindly
taking the answer on himself. "His acts and writings attest his
virtues and power; but I merely mentioned to the young ladies, as the
easiest way of settling the affair, that St Ingulpus, though most
justly canonised by the holy father in the thirteenth century, was
not elevated to the degree of worship or veneration by the succeeding
councils."
"And you answered them very well, sir," said the Doctor. "And as to St
Ingulpus of Doncaster, I never heard of him, and believe him to have
been an impostor, like the holy father, as you ironically call him, who
pretended to canonise him."
"Oh, papa!" said Christina, addressing her father, but looking all the
time at the Curate, "Mr Mount Huxtable himself confesses he was a holy
man."
"What?--do _you_ join in such follies? Go to bed, or learn to behave
less like a child. Mr Mount Huxtable accommodates his language to the
weakness of his auditors; but in reality he has as great a contempt for
this Ingulpus, or any other popish swindler, as I have."
The Doctor was now so secure of support from his curate, that he felt
bold enough to get into a passion. If he had fired a pistol at his
guests, he could scarcely have created a greater sensation. The effect
on Christina was such that she clung for support to Mount Huxtable, and
rested her head on his shoulder.
"Mr Mount Huxtable," continued the Rector, "has forbidden you to
disfigure my church with flowers. Mr Mount Huxtable has the entire
charge of this parish, and from his decision there is no appeal."
This knock-down blow he had kept for the last; and it had all the
effect he expected. They were silent for a long time. "That has
settled them, I think," he whispered to me; "they know me to be such a
good-natured old fool, and so fond of them all, that in time they might
have turned me round their thumbs; but Mount Huxtable is a different
man. At the same time, I must'nt have the darlings too harshly used. I
daresay I was a little too bitter in the way I spoke: I can't bear to
see any of them unhappy,--something must be done to amuse them."
If the Doctor had done them all some serious injury, he could not have
been more anxious to atone for it. He spoke to each of them, patted
them on the head, told them they were good girls, and that he loved
them all like his own children; and even went so far as to say that,
if the matter was entirely in his hands, he didn't know but that he
might have allowed them to make what wreaths and posies they liked
on Thursday. "And as to your friend Ingulpus," he concluded, "I hope
and trust he was a good man according to his lights, and probably
had no intention to deceive. So, my dear Mount Huxtable, as your
uncompromising Protestantism is the cause of disappointment to my young
flock, I must punish you by insisting on your immediately singing them
a song."
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