Then Uncle Jack began. Now, perhaps my readers may have remarked that
this illustrious speculator was really fortunate in his ideas. His
speculations in themselves always had something sound in the kernel,
considering how barren they were in the fruit; and this it was that made
him so dangerous. The idea Uncle Jack had now got hold of will, I am
convinced, make a man’s fortune one of these days; and I relate it with
a sigh, in thinking how much has gone out of the family. Know, then, it
was nothing less than setting up a daily paper on the plan of the Times,
but devoted entirely to Art, Literature, and Science—_Mental_ Progress
in short; I say on the plan of the Times, for it was to imitate the
mighty machinery of that diurnal illuminator. It was to be the Literary
Salmoneus of the political Jupiter: and rattle its thunder over the
bridge of knowledge. It was to have correspondents in all parts of the
globe; every thing that related to the chronicle of the mind, from the
labour of a missionary in the South Sea islands, or the research of a
traveller in pursuit of that mirage called Timbuctoo, to the last new
novel at Paris, or the last great emendation of a Greek particle at a
German university, was to find a place in this focus of light. It was to
amuse, to instruct, to interest—there was nothing it was not to do. Not
a man in the whole reading public, not only of the three kingdoms, not
only of the British empire, but under the cope of heaven, that it was
not to touch somewhere, in head, in heart, or in pocket. The most
crotchety member of the intellectual community might find his own hobby
in those stables.
“Think,” cried Uncle Jack—“think of the march of mind—think of the
passion for cheap knowledge—think how little quarterly, monthly, weekly
journals can keep pace with the main wants of the age. As well have a
weekly journal on politics, as a-weekly journal on all the matters still
more interesting than politics to the mass of the public. My Literary
Times once started, people will wonder how they had ever lived without
it! Sir, they have not lived without it—they have vegetated—they have
lived in holes and caves like the Troggledikes.”
“Troglodytes,” said my father mildly—“from _trogle_, a cave—and _dumi_,
to go under. They lived in Ethiopia, and had their wives in common.”
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