You may fancy the sensation excited in Tunis by such a proclamation
as this. The twenty-five thousand Jews who compose the Israelite
population of the city looked aghast, and asked each other what was
this eighth plague which thus descended upon the people chosen of
the Lord. The most learned Rabbis were appealed to, but not one of
them had a clear notion of what a cotton nightcap was. At last a
_Gourni_—it is thus the Leghorn Jews are named—remembered to have
once seen the crew of a Norman ship enter that port with the
head-dress in question. It was something to know the article
required; the next thing to be ascertained was, where it could be
procured. Twelve thousand cotton nightcaps are not to be picked up
at every street corner. The men wrung their hands, the women tore
their hair, the children ate the dust upon the highway. Just when
the cries of anguish were most piercing, and the desolation at its
climax, a report spread through the multitude. It said that a ship
laden with cotton nightcaps was then in the port. Inquiry was made.
It was, said rumour, a three-master from Marseilles. The question
was, would there be nightcaps enough? Were there twelve thousand of
them—a cotton nightcap for everybody? There was a rush to the water
side; in an instant a flotilla of boats, crowded almost to sinking,
covered the lake, and it was a hot race out to the roads. At the
Goulette there was fouling, and four or five boats were capsized;
but as there are but four feet of water in the lake of Tunis, nobody
was drowned. They cleared the narrow passage, and approached the
good ship _Notre Dame de la Garde_, whose captain was upon deck
expecting their arrival. Through his telescope he had beheld the
embarkation, the race, the accidents—everything in short. In less
than ten minutes three hundred boats surrounded his vessel, and
twelve thousand throats vociferated, “Cotton nightcaps! cotton
nightcaps!” The captain signed with his hand for silence, and the
noisy mob were mute as mice.
“You want cotton nightcaps?” said he.
“Yes! yes! yes!” was the reply on every side.
“All very well,” said the captain; “but you are aware, gentlemen, that
cotton nightcaps are just now in great request. My letters from Europe
advise a rise in the article.”
“We know that,” said the same voices—“we know that, and ve vill make a
sacrifice.”
“Listen to me,” said the captain; “I am an honest man.”
The Jews trembled. The captain’s words were their invariable exordium
when about to rob a Christian.
“I will not take advantage of your position to impose upon you.”
The Jews turned pale.
“The cotton nightcaps cost me two francs apiece, one with the other.”
“Vell, it ish not too dear,” muttered the Jews in their beards.
“I will be satisfied with a hundred per cent profit,” continued the
captain.
“Hosannah!” cried the Jews.
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