Dumas, “and General Cavaignac perilled his popularity with the army
by saving a remnant of this unfortunate tribe. The trumpeter, Roland,
the only survivor of the massacre of the m’Louïa, (when the prisoners
taken by Abd-el-Kader were put to death in cold blood,) was in this
affair: he had a terrible revenge to take, and he took it, and declared
himself satisfied, for he had slain with his own hand more than thirty
Arabs.”
Great as is the press of more important matter, and prolonged though
this paper has been by the extracts to which the diverting Dumas has
tempted us, we yet cannot close it without a glance at Mr Urquhart’s
remarkable chapter, entitled “THE BATH.” On this subject his notions and
prepossessions are completely Oriental. His residence in the East has
given him a distaste for the modes of washing customary in Western
Europe, and which he styles “dabbling in dirty water.” Nothing less than
the running stream can come up to his standard of cleanliness. And as it
is not always practicable to have fountains in dwelling-houses, he tells
us how he manages without one. “I find the most convenient substitute a
vase holding about two gallons of water, with a spout like that of a
tea-urn, only three times the length, placed on a stand about four feet
high, with a tub below: hot or cold water can be used; the water may be
very hot, as the stream that flows is small. It runs for a quarter of an
hour or twenty minutes.” This is his plan in the West, we understand;
but when the member for Stafford gets amongst Mussulmans, oh, how he
revels in the shampoo! The gusto of his descriptions positively makes us
shudder. The bathman, we are told, “stands with his feet on the thighs
and on the chest, and slips down the ribs; then up again three times;
and, lastly, doubling your arms one after the other on the chest, pushes
with both hands down, beginning at the elbow, and then putting an arm
under the back and applying his chest to your crossed elbows, _rolls on
you across till you crack_. You are now turned on your face, and, in
addition to the operation above described, he works his elbow round the
edges of your shoulder-blade, and with the heel plies hard the angle of
the neck; he concludes by hauling the body half up by each arm
successively, while he stands with one foot on the opposite thigh. You
are then raised for a moment to a sitting posture, and a contortion
given to the small of the back, and a jerk to the neck by the two hands
holding the temples.” This has rather a dislocating, formidable, and
certainly a most disgusting sound; but Mr Urquhart assures us the
process is delightful, and particularly gentle compared with the mode of
operation in a Moorish bath, where, practised bather though he is, he
shrieked under the rough usage of his manipulator. The conclusion of
this latter bath he describes as follows:—“Thrice taking each leg and
lifting it up, he placed his head under the calf, and raising himself,
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