Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 67, No. 415, May, 1850Various
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Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 67, No. 415, May, 1850
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
“Why, Taffy, old feller, how come ye to get hit there?” A roar of
laughter drowned Jones’s indignant reply.
“Taffy, my lad, why, I didn’t think you vos the chap as vould turn
tail.”
“It’s a lie,” roared Jones, in a voice of extreme agony and
exasperation. “I didn’t turn tail; nor I haven’t not never turned tail.
Only jest turned round to load, and felt all at wance jest as if
somebody had bin and give me a kick——” A universal roar drowned the
conclusion of the sentence.
“Mr Pledget,” said I, “there seems to be here another case, soliciting
your attention.”
The men made way. Pledget advanced with great seriousness; and the
laughter, though less vociferous, became tenfold in intensity, at the
rich idea of Pledget’s investigating and doctoring Jones’s wound. Jones,
at the sight of the doctor, in his alarm and anguish set up a regular
hullabaloo, almost running into a cry. The doctor, regardless of Jones’s
fears and lacerated feelings, began gravely to question him—made serious
attempts and approaches to ascertain particulars. Two or three of the
fellows, positively overcome with the scene, threw themselves down by
the road-side in an agony. One, I really thought, would have laughed
himself into a fit. He turned red, crimson, purple, almost black in the
face; still, in his bursts, casting his eyes, from time to time, towards
Jones and the doctor. Jones, leaning on the mule’s back, screwing and
twisting first this way then that, evaded and defeated all the doctor’s
approaches; while the men, taking a little extra freedom after our
glorious victory, renewed their vociferous merriment. Pledget, at
length, began to lose his patience. “Come, my good fellow,” said he;
“this won’t do, you know.”
He then looked round at the soldiers, and made a sign. Four of them
stepped forward, seized Jones by the arms and legs, and bore him off to
the road-side—struggling, fighting, kicking, roaring, screeching, his
agony increasing as he saw the moment at hand when he must be doctored.
Pledget humanely pointed to some bushes close by, and the men carried
Jones behind them. There the bullet was extracted at once. But how
Pledget proceeded, or what was the precise character of the wound, of
course we, who remained in the road, had no opportunity of perceiving.
The progress of the operation, however, was marked by occasional shouts
and yells from Jones; and in five minutes he hobbled forth with a rueful
aspect, but looking “as well as could be expected.” Pledget almost
immediately followed, and handed the bullet to Jones. “There, my man,”
said he; “put that in your pocket.”
There still was something, though, upon Jones’s mind. He limped down to
the edge of the pond with an eager, anxious look; and began prowling
about, examining among the reeds and bushes, right and left.
“Jones, hadn’t you better keep yourself quiet? Sit down, man.”
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