Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 70, No. 431, September 1851Various
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Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 70, No. 431, September 1851
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
"I doubt it very much, sir," replied the detective officer. "These
sort of fellows are wide awake, and are always prepared for
accidents. I expect that, by this time, he is on his way to France.
But hush!--what was that?"
A dull sound as of the clapper of a large bell boomed overhead.
There was silence for about a minute, and again it was repeated.
"Here is a clue, at all events!" cried the officer. "My life on it,
there is some one in the belfry."
We hastened up the narrow stairs which led to the tower. Half way
up, the passage was barred by a stout door, double locked, which the
officers had some difficulty in forcing with the aid of a crow-bar.
This obstacle removed, we reached the lofty room where the bell
was suspended; and there, right under the clapper, on a miserable
truckle bed, lay the emaciated form of Mr Pettigrew.
"My poor uncle!" said Jack, stooping tenderly to embrace his
relative, "what can have brought you here?"
"Speak louder, Jack!" said Mr Pettigrew; "I can't hear you. For
twelve long days that infernal bell has been tolling just above my
head for hockey and other villanous purposes. I am as deaf as a
doornail!"
"And so thin, dear uncle! You must have been most shamefully abused."
"Simply starved; that's all."
"What! starved? The monsters! Did they give you nothing to eat?"
"Yes--broccoli. I wish you would try it for a week: it is a rare
thing to bring out the bones."
"And why did they commit this outrage upon you?"
"For two especial reasons, I suppose--first, because I would not
surrender my whole property; and, secondly, because I would not
marry Miss Latchley."
"My dear uncle! when I saw you last, it appeared to me that you
would have had no objections to perform the latter ceremony."
"Not on compulsion, Jack--not on compulsion!" said Mr Pettigrew,
with a touch of his old humour. "I won't deny that I was humbugged
by her at first, but this was over long ago."
"Indeed! Pray, may I venture to ask what changed your opinion of the
lady?"
"Her works, Jack--her own works!" replied Uncle Peter. "She gave me
them to read as soon as I was fairly trapped into the Agapedome,
and such an awful collection of impiety and presumption I never saw
before. She is ten thousand times worse than the deceased Thomas
Paine."
"Was she, then, party to your incarceration?"
"I won't say that. I hardly think she would have consented to
let them harm me, or that she knew exactly how I was used; but
that fellow Hyams is wicked enough to have been an officer under
King Herod. Now, pray help me up, and lift me down stairs, for my
legs are so cramped that I can't walk, and my head is as dizzy
as a wheel. That confounded broccoli, too, has disagreed with my
constitution, and I shall feel particularly obliged to any one who
can assist me to a drop of brandy."
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