By many who are fond of excitement, and by some who require it, a
general election may be considered as rather a pleasant event. It
certainly does break in upon the monotony of everyday existence, and
gives a strong fillip to the latent energies of the people. The burly
energetic patriot, who can spout, and bellow, and declaim, now becomes a
man of mark and likelihood—a very Saul among his brethren. The aged
plotter of the clique—“Sesina, that old negotiator”—as he shuffles past,
with a dodge evidently concealed beneath the grizzly penthouse of his
eyebrows, is regarded with mysterious awe as the hierophant of
electioneering wiles. Even the veriest noodle finds his value rising in
the market; for, if he is fit for nothing else, he can at least call at
the electors’ houses, and leave cards for the candidates. Ever open from
morning to night are the doors of the committee-rooms, vomiting forth
shoals of canvassers, and reabsorbing them on their return with the
reports of their daily mission. All this, we allow, may be agreeable to
those whose blood, in ordinary times, is wont to stagnate; but, for our
part, we do not scruple to confess that such an occasion as the present
is exceedingly distracting and inconvenient. Our political principles,
we take it, are tolerably well known; nor is it likely that, at the
eleventh hour, we should change the tenor of our opinions: yet, in the
course of the last two days, we have been waited on by no less than six
separate sets of canvassers, “respectfully soliciting,” as they phrase
it, our interest and vote in favour of Radicals of every dye, rank
Whigs, and rampant Sectarians. In the streets no man is safe. Second
votes are esteemed of more value than the first; and every third man you
meet is intent upon nailing you for a pledge. Under these circumstances,
availing ourselves of the plea that the weather is too sultry to admit
of our stirring abroad, we have deserted our study, and emigrated to the
attics, from the windows of which we can command a wide view of the
distant Highland hills. Safe, therefore, we trust we may consider
ourselves, for an hour or so at least, from all interruption, save the
twittering of the swallows bringing food to their young in the nest at
the upper corner of the window.
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