Vain would it be for us to retrace our steps, and conjure up again the
eidolon of Mr Colquhoun in desperate battle with the fish. More happy
than ourselves, he is doubtless at breezy Sonachan, whilst we are in the
city, panting for a mouthful of refreshing air. But though we cannot
remember him in person, we have his book beside us; and a better, more
useful, or more entertaining companion for a sportsman cannot anywhere
be found. Sporting treatises ought, generally speaking, to be received
with considerable caution. Let any man, who is either an angler or a
shot, reflect seriously on the enormous amount of exaggeration in which
he has indulged whilst detailing the particulars of his prowess, and he
will, if he has in him any candour at all, understand the force of our
observation. Almost every one of us—and we are no exception—are in the
habit of viewing our own exploits through the medium of powerful
magnifying glasses. In doing so, we merely obey a law of nature which
exhorts men to maintain their dignity and reputation; and there is no
point whatever upon which people are so touchy as their success in
sporting. To doubt, far less contradict, a gentleman who proffers for
your acceptance the narrative of an enormous basketful killed a
fortnight ago in the Tweed; or that of a red-deer, stopped at full speed
in the Athole forest, at a distance of four hundred yards, by the rifle
of the historian, and so huge that Crerar absolutely swooned at the
sight of it; or of myriads of grouse, brought down right and left,
without a single failure, is a hideous breach of manners. If, in your
heart, you believe that your informant is a much inferior sportsman to
yourself, you must meet him by overpowering statements; and it is very
singular that, after having twice told a fabulous Iliad of your
exploits, you end by thoroughly believing it. The boundary line between
the realm of fact and that of fiction is very indistinct; we ought
rather to say that it is nowhere absolutely marked, and that there
exists a large tract of debatable land which may be plausibly claimed
for either. For example, we are not at this moment certain whether we
ever shot a hooper or not. We have, indeed, in our mind, a dream or
vision of a star lit loch, with six beautiful white creatures feeding in
a bay. We remember how we crept along, behind a dyke, our heart
throbbing so hard as almost to choke us; and we can recall the agonising
moment when a stick broke beneath the pressure of our knee, before we
came within gunshot, and when the sentinel bird looked up as if
conscious of the approach of an intruder. We remember how we levelled
and fired. We remember also the dash in the water, and the whirr of
wings; and if we do not remember having brought down a second swan, as
it wheeled in circle, it is simply because we are somewhat dubious as to
the real existence of the first. We should cut but a poor figure if we
were questioned on oath as to that transaction. Sometimes the vision
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