On glancing round the attic, we observe that our rifle, and
double-barrelled Dickson, have lain untouched since November last. We
must look to this gear speedily; for time is stealing on, and the
twelfth of August will be upon us before we have recovered from the heat
of these elections. We intend, weather permitting, to knock down on that
day as many brace as may correspond with Lord Derby’s majority—and the
news of the result of the first contested election in England should
arrive about this time. Indeed, we suppose it has arrived, for there is
an unusual sound in the street, and a bawling as of triumphant
partisans. We open the window, peer over, and behold a frantic
Constitutionalist gesticulating like a windmill. What is the row down
there? “THE TWO CONSERVATIVE CANDIDATES RETURNED FOR LIVERPOOL BY AN
IMMENSE MAJORITY!” Heaven be praised! Mr Cardwell has got his gruel at
last. Go home, our fine fellow, and try, if possible, to keep sober. At
the same time, we consider it necessary to dedicate a special bumper in
honour of this event, for first blood is always a great point in a
battle. With three cheers, which startle the swallows from their
equanimity, we drink to the health of the electors of Liverpool, who
have so nobly done their duty; and to that of Messrs Turner and Forbes
Mackenzie, their staunch and worthy representatives.
If this sort of thing goes on, we shall have work before us on the
Twelfth. On that day, many an unfledged sportsman will take the hillside
for the first time; and for their benefit we transcribe a few sentences,
by way of precept, from Mr Colquhoun’s book. Let them, however, read
diligently the whole of his chapter upon grouse and black game shooting,
and we promise them that, by adopting his suggestions, they will bring
home a heavier bag than they could secure by following the advice of any
other mentor.
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