In short, the dog who knows his master, and is familiar with his ways,
will always do his work more satisfactorily than the poor beast who has
passed the greater number of his days in the monotony of the kennel, and
who never has had the advantage of being introduced to human society.
We have not, however, adverted to the points raised by Mr Colquhoun as
to taking the moors early. There can be no doubt that he is right, in
the advice which he tenders to young sportsmen. Early-rising we believe
to be a virtue, though one which we do not practise with sufficient
exactitude; and we have heard it stated, on credible authority, that
nature looks lovely at sunrise. But for all that, there is no occasion
whatever for awakening the echoes by a premature discharge of musketry.
Grouse must breakfast like other living creatures, and it is but fair to
allow them, on this the day of their annual massacre, the privilege of a
matutinal picking. As to your own breakfast, we certainly should not
recommend you to victual yourself as if you were stowing away provisions
to last you for a couple of days; but, on the other hand, go not forth
famished. Mr Colquhoun recommends you to forego the companionship of a
flask. We dissent. If the weather is boiling, and if you are not
accustomed to violent exercise, you must necessarily drink something;
and the safest beverage is water slightly tinctured with spirits. Beer
blows you up, and porter makes you sleepy. Cold tea is trash. Of course
you will take care not to increase your hereditary thirst by cramming
yourself at luncheon with ham, or any of those high-spiced delicacies
which Italian warehousemen especially recommend for the moors. Eat
anchovies, and in a quarter of an hour after you have resumed your beat,
you will find that you had better have tasted of the apples of the Dead
Sea. And here we shall remark that the proceedings of the previous
evening have often much to do with these distressing symptoms of thirst.
Of all days in the year we regard the eleventh of August as that which
should be most soberly observed; and we earnestly counsel our young
friends, if they have any regard for their own comfort, to resist on
that evening the most pressing hospitality which may be offered them by
a seasoned Thane. Besides this, young sportsmen are commonly nervous
enough on their first field-day, without doing anything additional to
make their hand unsteady; and it is well known to authorities, that,
whereas the man who begins by shooting well in the morning commonly
continues to do so throughout the day, the unfortunate lad who
signalises himself by a series of misses at the commencement very rarely
regains coolness enough to enable him to do any execution. He becomes
flurried and anxious, takes no deliberate aim, fires at any kind of
distance, and, not unfrequently, puts the life of Ponto into jeopardy
extreme.
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