But enough of Mole: for what have we to
do with old friends in this world? When they go away or die, there’s an
end of ’em. And our business is, to turn our attention to the
new-comers, and try what we can get out of them in the way of money,
custom, amusement, or whatever else they may be able to give us to our
advantage. So farewell to poor old Mole, my dear old brother fogy; and
attention for his successor!
As intimated, I am an old fogy. I have no business to attend to, no wife
nor family to bother me, and but few means of passing away my time. In
the mornings I wade through the papers at the Reading-room, and
afterwards discuss their contents with others of my own stamp. I confess
that the tradesmen and business people who run in for half an hour to
glance at the news, get pretty considerably annoyed at being interrupted
while reading, by our loud, and—as far as Rooks is concerned, the most
wrong-headed fellow I ever knew—often stupid and illogical arguments:
and they not unfrequently dare to tell us, without scruple, that the
room is for reading in, and not for talking in. But I, for my part, take
no notice of them; for is not my subscription as good as theirs? And is
not the passing of my time of far more consequence to me than the
getting through theirs is to them, who have a hundred other things to
do, and who ought to be attending to their business instead of reading
the papers in the mornings? Right or wrong, I do it; and I intend to
keep doing it: and if Broad and Brown don’t like it, they may leave
it—and a good thing for them, too; for I happen to know that Brown’s
business is falling off considerably; and the new shop at the corner is
certain to injure Broad: it is time for them to put their shoulders to
the wheel, I can tell them! Well, so I get on until dinner, and then a
glass of port and a snooze pass the time until tea. After that, there is
my pipe and glass of grog at the White Hart, in the chair opposite to
old Mole’s—now, alas! no longer sacred to his use, but occupied by any
chance customer who may happen to drop in. Disagreeable to me the
company is sometimes—noisy, uncongenial, disrespectful. Things in this
world change for the worse every day. Heigho!
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