other, and preferred boiling its mutton one day and eating it cold the
next. Then the bachelor curate, who had a semi-official connection with
the new establishment, reading prayers there as “chaplain and visitor,”
who was presumed to have a healthy appetite, and was known to have
complained of the eternal mutton-chops provided by his landlady, was
requested to undergo a series of little dinners cooked for him gratis.
The bashful Oxonian found it impossible to resist the lady patronesses’
invitation, and consented—for the good of the institution. But it ended
in the loss to the parish of a very excellent working parson. For a few
weeks, the experimental ragouts and curries sent in to his lodgings had
at least the advantage of being a change: but as the presiding matron
gradually struck out a bolder line, and fed him with the more ambitious
efforts of her scholars, it became too much even for clerical patience,
and he resigned his cure. Out of delicacy to the ladies’ committee, he
gave out that it was “the Dissenters;” but all his intimate friends knew
that it was the cooking-school.
The Rector of Lynmere is a Mr Leslie—a clergyman of the refined and
intellectual type, intended, probably, as an artistic contrast to Mr
Norris in his cricket flannels. He is, we are expressly told, “an
aristocrat”—indeed, a nephew of the Countess aforesaid. He is reserved,
nervous, and diffident, although earnest and single-hearted. The vulgar
insolence of the Baptists at the vestry-meetings is gall and wormwood to
him; and he suffers scarcely less under the fussy interference of a
Madam Woodlands, one of the parish notables, of Low-Church views and
energetic benevolence, who patronises the church and the rector, and
holds him virtually responsible for all the petty offences and
indecorums which disturb the propriety of the village. This lady is very
slightly sketched, but the outline can be filled up from many a parish
clergyman’s mental notebook. We do not wonder that Mr Leslie, with his
shrinking sensibilities, had as great a horror of her as of Mr Say, the
Nonconformist agitator, who led the attack at the church-rate meetings.
Only we would remark, that if the author thinks that the unfitness of
the Rector of Lynmere to contend with a body of political Dissenters, or
his want of tact in dealing with so very excellent and troublesome a
parishioner as Mrs Woodlands, is at all explained by his being “an
aristocrat,” he is encouraging them in a very common and very
unfortunate mistake. It is true that it is not pleasant for a man of
cultivated mind and refined tastes, be he priest or layman, to be
brought into contact with opponents whose nature and feelings, and the
manner in which they express those feelings, are rude and vulgar; but if
he possess, in addition to his refinement and cultivation, good sound
sense, a moderate amount of tact, and, above all, good temper, he will
find, in the fact of his being “a gentleman,” an immense weight of
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