Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 93, No. 570, April, 1863Various
History
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 93, No. 570, April, 1863
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
after and treasured up with the avidity of a miser. I used to keep a
store of beer in this ancestral hall, and on my visits he always seemed
to be troubled at night by a suspicion that some cork had escaped his
search, or might be abstracted from a bottle, and he would rise to look
for it. On one occasion a friend just out from England spent a night
with me in this place, and being by no means assured of the safety of
sleeping among Chinese, the personal appearance of the Uniocular caused
him a great deal of unnecessary anxiety. He could not sleep because of a
vision he had of the One-eyed progging at him with a spear, and the
One-eyed could not sleep because of an imaginary cork! The game which
these two carried on during the night was extremely comical. Their small
sleeping-rooms were at opposite corners of the joss-house, and not in
sight of each other, so they never actually came in contact. First, the
old man would rise, light a reed, and, bending almost double, with his
one eye glittering down upon the black stone floor, search for the
object of his desire. Roused by the noise made, or the glimmer of the
light, my friend would then rise also, and, being unaccustomed to such
work, steal out in his stocking-soles, peering into the darkness with a
lighted taper in one hand and a revolver in the other. On hearing the
creaking of the boards when his enemy arose, the cork-gatherer always
extinguished his light, and, on catching a glimpse of the dreadful
apparition with the revolver, stole off terrified to his own den, not to
re-emerge until all was quiet, and some time had elapsed. Unfortunately,
it usually happened, whenever I persuaded a friend to go with me upon
the mainland, that some danger, or appearance of danger, occurred, and
prevented him from repeating the visit.
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