Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine — Volume 54, No. 333, July 1843Various
General
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine — Volume 54, No. 333, July 1843
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
"The man in horse-hair wig advances, promising that he will get
me 'justice;' he takes me into Chancery law-courts, into
decades, half-centuries of hubbub, of distracted jargon; and
_does get_ me--disappointment, almost desperation; and one
refuge--that of dismissing him and his 'justice' altogether out
of my head. For I have work to do; I cannot spend my decades in
mere arguing with other men about the exact wages of my work: I
will work cheerfully with no wages, sooner than with a ten
years' gangrene or Chancery lawsuit in my heart. He of the
horse-hair wig is a sort of failure; no substance, but a fond
imagination of the mind. He of the shovel-hat, again, who comes
forward professing that he will save my soul. O ye eternities,
of him in this place be absolute silence! But he of the red
coat, I say, is a success and no failure! He will veritably, if
he gets orders, draw out a long sword and kill me. No mistake
there. He is a fact, and not a shadow. Alive in this year
Forty-three, able and willing to do _his_ work. In dim old
centuries, with William Rufus, William of Ipres, or far
earlier, he began; and has come down safe so far. Catapult has
given place to cannon, pike has given place to musket, iron
mail-shirt to coat of red cloth, saltpetre ropematch to
percussion-cap; equipments, circumstances, have all changed and
again changed; but the human battle-engine, in the inside of
any or of each of these, ready still to do battle, stands
there, six feet in standard size.
"Strange, interesting, and yet most mournful to reflect on. Was
this, then, of all the things mankind had some talent for, the
one thing important to learn well, and bring to
perfection--this of successfully killing one another? Truly you
have learned it well, and carried the business to a high
perfection. It is incalculable what, by arranging, commanding,
and regimenting, you can make of men. These thousand
straight-standing, firm-set individuals, who shoulder arms, who
march, wheel, advance, retreat, and are, for your behoof, a
magazine charged with fiery death, in the most perfect
condition of potential activity; few months ago, till the
persuasive sergeant came, what were they? Multiform ragged
losels, runaway apprentices, starved weavers, thievish
valets--an entirely broken population, fast tending towards the
treadmill. But the persuasive sergeant came; by tap of drum
enlisted, or formed lists of them, took heartily to drilling
them; and he and you have made them this! Most potent,
effectual for all work whatsoever, is wise planning, firm
combining, and commanding among men. Let no man despair of
Governments who look on these two sentries at the Horse
Guards!"--P. 349.
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