"Don't go, my dear sir; don't go. 'Pon my word I did not mean any thing in what I said. He may be very clever, and very admirable in every respect, though he does not take his degree. By the by, did you see Brougham's speech on the poor-law? He should be called the poor-lawyer _par excellence_, as the French say. You'll call on me soon again, I hope. By the by, are you fond of tulips? I have a beautiful bed just in bloom." O Poggs!--O Juffles!--O nameless governess! which of you all was Lucy Ashton?--I waited all that day in the Wilderness, but nobody came. The long shadows began to point eastward; the pigs were all driven in; the world was left to silence and to me; and I walked slowly and disconsolately home. On getting inside the great door of the court-yard, I heard voices--loud, angry voices. I recognized my father's tones, and was about to go round by the inner wall, when, hurrying rapidly towards me, I saw three persons--my father was one of them. The elder of the others was a man about sixty years of age--brown, almost black in the complexion, with nankin trousers a world too large for his long legs; an immense broad-brimmed straw-hat on his head, and a large gold-headed cane in his hand. The other was a little sharp-eyed, thin-featured man, about my own age, but with the appearance of twenty times the shrewdness I could ever muster--one of the prematurely sagacious youths who seem as if they had been born attorneys, and are on the look-out for sharp practice. "I have already told you, sir, that your intrusion is insulting," said my father: "relieve me of your presence." "Jist as you like, that's matter of course," said the old man; "but the time will come when you'll repent this here unpoliteness. I never see sich a thing from a real gentleman to another in all my born days." "It's because he ain't master of the philosophy of good manners," squeaked the younger. "Why, what in hearth," continued the senior, "is there to be angry about? I want to buy your land--it ain't any sich enormous property ater all--and offer you about three times the vallyation of a respectable surveyor; what's that to set up your back about? Come now, there's a good gentleman, think better over it. The money is all ready at the bank." "Do you wish to drive me to violent measures--to throw you into the river?" asked my father in a voice of concentrated passion that made me feel very uncomfortable. "By no manner of means--by no means whatsomever." "As to that," interposed the shrill voice of the youth, "two can play at that game; but it ain't philosophical to talk of sich matters--father makes you a fair offer." "And I make you another," I said; "namely, one minute's time to leave this house. If you are found one instant beyond the minute, by Heaven, you and your father make but one step from this spot into the centre of the brook!"