"Well, we'll drink _her_ health for her own sake, if you have no particular objection. I've no doubt the rest of the company will take my word for her being the prettiest girl on the ground to-day; Hurst would second me if he were here, for I never saw a man making love more decidedly in my life." "Stuff!" said Horace, pitching his cigar into the fire; "pass that punch." "What jealous, Leicester?" said two or three of the party--"preserved ground, eh?" "Not at all, not at all," said Horace, trying with a very bad grace to laugh off his evident annoyance; "at all events, I don't consider Hurst a very formidable poacher; but what I want to know is, how he didn't come home with Miller and your party?" "Miller said he was coming up directly, so you can ask him; I really heard nothing of it. Hark, there are steps coming up the staircase now." It proved to be Miller himself, followed by the under-porter, a good-tempered fellow, who was the factotum of the under-graduates at late hours, when the ordinary staff of servants had left college for the night. "How are you, Leicester?" said he, as he walked straight to the little pantry, or "scouts' room," immediately opposite the door, which forms part of the usual suite of college apartments; "come here, Bob." "Where's Hurst?" was Horace's impatient query. "Wait a bit," replied Miller from inside, where he was rattling the plates in the course of investigating the remains of the supper--he was not the man to go to bed supperless after a twelve miles' drive. "Here, Bob," he continued, as he emerged at last with a cold fowl--"take this fellow down with you, and grill him in no time; here's a lump of butter--and Harvey's sauce--and--where do you keep the pickled mushrooms, Leicester? here they are--make a little gravy; and here, Bob--it's a cold night--here's a glass of wine; now you'll drink Mr Leicester's health, and vanish." Bob drank the toast audibly, floored his tumbler of port at two gulps, and departed. "Now," said Horace, "do just tell me--what _is_ become of Hurst? how didn't you bring him home?" "Confound it!" said Miller, as he looked into all the jugs--"no whiskey punch?" "Oh, really I forgot it; here's bishop, and that brandy punch is very good. But how didn't he come home with you?" "Forgot it!" soliloquized Miller pathetically. "Forgot it? how the deuce came you to forget it? and how will he come now?" rejoined Horace.