"Perhaps. But you must allow that we are not living exactly in the ages of romance. An elopement with an officer of dragoons is about the farthest extent of legitimate enterprise which is left to a modern damsel; and, upon my word, I think the story would have told better, had some such hero been inserted as a sort of counterpoise to the Jew. But what's the matter? Have you lost any thing?" "It is very odd!" said Strachan, "I am perfectly certain that I had on my emerald studs last night. I recollect that Dorothea admired them exceedingly. Where on earth can I have put them?" "I don't know, I'm sure. I suspect, Tom, you and the Bailie were rather convivial after supper. Is your watch wound up?" "Of course it is. I assure you you are quite wrong. It was a mere matter of four or five tumblers. Very odd this! Why--I can't find my watch neither!" "Hallo! what the deuce! Have we fallen into a den of thieves? This is a nice beginning to our circuit practice." "I could swear, Fred, that I put it below my pillow before I went to sleep. I remember, now, that it was some time before I could fit in the key. What can have become of it?" "And you have not left your room since?" "No, on my word of honour!" "Pooh--pooh! Then it can't possibly be gone. Look beneath the bolster." But in vain did we search beneath bolster, mattress, and blankets; yea, even downwards to the fundamental straw. Not a trace was to be seen of Cox Savory's horizontal lever, jewelled, as Tom pathetically remarked, in four special holes, and warranted to go for a year without more than a minute's deviation. Neither were the emerald studs, the pride of Strachan's heart, forthcoming. Boots, chamber-maid, and waiter were collectively summoned--all assisted in the search, and all asseverated their own integrity. "Are ye sure, sir, that ye brocht them hame?" said the waiter, an acute lad, who had served his apprenticeship at a commercial tavern in the Gorbals; "Ye was gey an' fou when ye cam in here yestreen." "What do you mean, you rascal?" "Ye ken ye wadna gang to bed till ye had anither tumbler." "Don't talk trash! It was the weakest cold-without in the creation." "And then ye had a sair fecht on politics wi' anither man in the coffee-room." "Ha! I remember now--the bagman, who is a member of the League! Where is the commercial villain?" "He gaed aff at sax preceesely, this morning, in his gig, to Kelso." "Then, by the head of Thistlewood!" cried Strachan, frantically, "my ticker will be turned into tracts against the corn-laws!" "Hoot na!" said the waiter, "I canna think that. He looked an unco respectable-like man." "No man can be respectable," replied the aristocratic Thomas, "who sports such infernal opinions as I heard him utter last night. My poor studs! Fred.--they were a gift from Mary Rivers before we quarreled, and I would not have lost them for the universe! Only think of them being exposed for sale at a free-trade bazar!"